Monday, 10 August 2009

Dogs do two, Smelly Datsun, Not funny, Giant prawn and the daily Numpty

Sitting at the garden workspace this morning, weather-so far so good, just got back from the smash and grab, dying for a coffee as I was out of it, took the new jar from the bag and dropped it, of course it smashed, I don’t have a photo unlike James Higham because I was too busy jumping up and down saying things like “What a silly thing to do” and “Bother”.
Still dying for a cup of coffee.

First up:






Dogs are as intelligent as the average two-year-old child, according to research by animal psychologists.

Researchers have found that dogs are capable of understanding up to 250 words and gestures, can count up to five and can perform simple mathematical calculations.

Using tests originally designed to demonstrate the development of language, pre-language and basic arithmetic in human children, the researchers were able to show that the average dog is far more intelligent than they are given credit for.

"The average dog is about as bright linguistically as a human two-year-old," said Professor Stanley Coren, a leading expert on canine intelligence at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver who has carried out the work.

"This means they can understand about 165 words, signs and signals. Those in the top 20 per cent were able to understand as many as 250 words and signals, which is about the same as a two and a half year old.

Professor Coren also said: "Dogs can tell that one plus one should equal two and not one or three.”

"They can also deliberately deceive, which is something that young children only start developing later in their life."

A survey of more than 200 dog obedience judges in the US and Canada has also helped to reveal the most intelligent breeds. Border collies were rated as the most intelligent while Afghan hounds were the least intelligent.

Ten most intelligent breeds
Border Collie
Poodle
German Shepherd
Golden Retriever
Doberman Pinscher
Shetland Sheepdog
Labrador Retriever
Papillon
Rottweiler
Australian Cattle Dog

Least intelligent breeds
Afghan Hound
Basenji
Bulldog
Chow Chow
Borzoi
Bloodhound
Pekinese
Beagle
Mastiff
Basset Hound


Fair enough, does that mean then that MPs are as intelligent as dogs?







Nissan (Datsun), the car manufacturer, has launched a new air-conditioning system which can filter out bad smells.

The groundbreaking system, which uses odour sensors on the outside of the car, could spell the end of rural smells invading the cabin on country drives.

When the system detects an unpleasant aroma outside the vehicle it automatically closes the intake vents to stop the air coming in.

It can then release a leafy 'forest' smell, created using essential oils, into the car to combat any lingering nasty whiffs.

Once the sensors no longer detect the offensive odour outside, the vents open again to allow fresh air in.

Nissan says it developed the 'Forest AC' system following a joint research study with Professor Kikunori Shinohara of the Tokyo University of Science, Suwa, Japan.

A Nissan spokesman said: "Utilising a number of advanced technologies, the system is designed to recreate the refreshing climate, fragrance and natural breezes of relaxing forest settings.

"The system utilises an automatic intake control system, coupled to multiple wide-range, highly sensitive micro-sensors, to prevent the inflow of unpleasant air into the cabin.

"In addition to a conventional exhaust sensor, the system includes the world's first sensor system for detecting various other odours, such as from animals, from outside the vehicle.


Great, you can’t smell Cow farts but you are sealed in when someone farts in the car.




Police in Alice Springs say an inflatable clown recently stolen from the Moscow Circus has been found.

The circus mascot Boris was taken from Blatherskite Park on July 26.

A police spokeswoman says a man walking through the Alice Springs golf course on Saturday morning found the clown still inflated at the barbecue area at the 17th green.

She says a handwritten note found with the clown demanding better working conditions has been seized by police for forensic testing.

Police have contacted the Moscow Circus with a view to reuniting it with the clown.

Oh do stop clowning around.
Again from OZ-The days of a New South Wales north coast landmark may be numbered.

The Ballina Shire Council has received a submission seeking permission to demolish the Big Prawn.

The Ballina mayor, Phillip Silver, says it is hard to say if the aging fibreglass structure is an icon or an eyesore.

He says while some would be sad to see it go, he has already heard suggestions that it should be replaced by a big pelican.

"The seabird rescue station there at North Creek Road is a very, very interesting place to visit. Maybe if the prawn is in demise, then this will be a little bit of opportunity for them to take up the slack," Cr Silver said.

The future of the site could remain uncertain even if its owner is given permission to demolish the landmark.

Rod Willis, from the Ballina Shire Council, says the submission which has been lodged with the council makes no mention of future plans for the land.

He says with current zonings now under review, it is difficult to say what might end up there if the prawn is pulled down.

"Councils all have to prepare new plans for their shire areas at the instructions of the state government," Mr Willis said.

"Ballina Council is in to that process and there's a draft plan that's being prepared, so what the zoning and allowable uses on the land in 12 or 18 months might be compared to what they are today is probably something that is uncertain."


Big prawn balls.


And finally:






Athens - Greek police on Sunday arrested a Bulgarian safe-cracker who was trapped for two days inside an Athens bank vault, state television NET reported.
Posing as a customer, the 30-year-old man had hidden inside the National Bank branch in the suburb of Kaisariani since Friday, but locked himself inside the vault after inadvertently springing an alarm, NET said.
Bank staff were unable to override the security system, forcing police to demolish a wall to free the burglar who had helped himself to the contents of several safe deposit boxes, the station said. - AFP

11 comments:

James Higham said...

The question is whether one wants a two-year old child under one's feet the whole time.

angus said...

The other snag is that they don't grow out of it, but at least you can shove them in the garden if they get too much.

Phidelm said...

Hooray! Monday morning now much-improved.
1) So? I mean, really - so? ;-) Pigs/goats better idea, as you can always stick them on the barbecue when their company begins to pall.
2) Classic AD punchline - LOL!
3) There is a place called 'Blatherskite Park'? Oh, joy!
4) Doanchoo come the raw prawn wimee, cobber.
5) Hooray for Hellas (they also know how to treat bladdered Brits, hem-hem).
Thanks, AD!
PS Drink real coffee - flavour far better, & packets don't break if dropped.

Dedene said...

I knew that my dog understands more than he lets on.

Sorry you didn't get your coffee this morning!

angus said...

Phildelm

Personally I prefer cats, much less bother (apart from TRFBT), I do enjoy "real" coffee but it's all the piddling about, and washing up:)

Dedene

I have returned to Tesco and replaced said coffee, so my caffeine levels are back to normal:)

angus said...

Ps. Sorry phidelm spelt your name wrong:)

Devonshire Dumpling said...

Raki is a bit peeved that she is not mentioned on the dog list

You dropped a jar of coffee? Now, tell us what you honestly said when you did it.

Devonshire Dumpling said...

Raki is a bit peeved that she is not mentioned on the dog list

You dropped a jar of coffee? Now, tell us what you honestly said when you did it.

angus said...

DD

Tell Raki I will have a word,What I actually said was F*****G hell, you B*****D, S**T,S**T, S**T, OH B******S, I will leave you to fill in the blanks:)

James Higham said...

I wonder how much your dog post inspired me. It seems to have.

CherryPie said...

Should have just not noticed the safe cracker. I am sure now he has been rescued he will sue for something and probably win!!!