A getaway driver who refused to break the speed limit during a police chase led to a gang of jewel robbers being caught and sent to prison for a total of 20 years.
Neil Murray, 34 was behind the wheel of a stolen high speed Alfa Romeo when the robbers fled with £60,000 worth of gems from the heist.
Got that bit right.
As they raced from Simon Pure Jewellery Design in the town centre at Guildford, Surrey, where they terrorised two women shop assistants, passers by noted down the number of the escape vehicle.
But as the gang tried to escape, the driver Murray, from Tottenham, took his foot off the pedal every time they went through restricted areas.
Within 30 minutes of fleeing the shop the three man gang was arrested and were behind bars on Saturday.
Got that bit wrong.
Killer kitten terrorises Royal Mail
Royal Mail has warned a family they will not deliver their mail after a postman was 'attacked' by their kitten.
The company wrote to shopkeeper Ken Ridge, 65, and his son Bradley, 30, after the postman was targeted by female kitten Illy at their home in Clapham, South London.
Office manager Mayo Sonubi wrote to the pair, saying: "I am writing to let you know that, on June 6, our postman was attacked by your animal in your premises while delivering mail to your address.
"I must advise you that, if any further incidents of this nature are allowed to take place, I shall have no alternative other than to consider suspending the delivery of mail to your home."
A Royal Mail spokesman said it takes animal attacks seriously.
"We record about 5,000 animal attacks on our postmen and women each year with the vast majority being dogs.
"The member of staff suffered a very bad cut to her hand which required treatment while delivering mail through the letterbox of the address."
A new item on the menu.
'Crocodile' spotted in French pond Police and firemen have reported spotting the reptile in the small lake near Xertigny in the Vosges region, but all efforts to confirm its presence have so far failed.
On Saturday an echosounder probed the pond, which is two hectares (five acres) in area and up to 3.5 metres (11 feet) deep, after it was partially drained.
An object was detected, but local mayor Veronique Mercot said it could have been a shoal of fish.
"The best thing now is to empty the pond completely so as to remove any doubt," she said.
Meat has been left around the pond as bait, and fencing erected to stop the animal, believed to be a crocodile or a Cayman, from escaping, while the area has been declared off limits to sightseers.
Firemen, police and an expert trapper are keeping a 24-hour watch.
It is not known where the reptile might have come from but a local zoo has expressed willingness to give it a home.
"We want to catch it alive and give it every chance," Mercot said.
Bless you my son.
A Mexican man who arrived in Rome saying he wanted to become a priest was arrested at the airport with 6.5 kilogram’s of cocaine, the Telenews agency reported Wednesday.
The 33-year-old, who flew to Rome from Mexico City via Paris, had concealed the drug in super-thin vacuum packs inside the dust jackets of long-playing vinyl records, the airport news agency said.
Wonder who the stash was for?
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