So come on you lot, accept the truth, we are going, stop your bloody moaning and get over it, we won you lost. Nah nah nah nah nah.....
People in a Novosibirsk, Russia, neighbourhood say police have done nothing about a woman who sunbathes by hanging her legs and exposed bum out of a second-story window every day, for hours at a time.
Locals say they are concerned the skin show is visible to children, but police have yet to stop her from her near daily routine.
German police say a driver lost control of his car after slipping on a slimy trail left by a procession of snails that were making their way across the highway.
The car -- an old East German Trabant -- flipped over and was wrecked, but the driver was unhurt.
Police said the incident happened early Wednesday near Paderborn, about 350 kilometres (220 miles) west of Berlin.
Surprised it got that far......
A man in Thailand suffered huge blood loss after a python sank its fangs into his penis while he was sitting on the toilet.
Atthaporn Boonmakchuay tried desperately to break free after the huge snake attacked in the bathroom of his home in Chachoengsao, east of the capital Bangkok.
The 38-year-old reportedly reached down with his hand after feeling a sharp bite - only to discover the serpent's jaws clamped around the tip of his penis.
Atthaporn screamed out for his wife as he thrashed around trying to dislodge the 11ft python.
Moments before collapsing, he managed to tie rope around the snake's head and tie it to the bathroom door.
Note to self: place large amount of rope in the bathroom.
That’s it: I’m orf to mine some helium
And today’s thought:
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
~ Albert Einstein ~