Piss poor day at the Castle this morn, even more skywater,
less atmospheric movement, even less lack of cold and sod all solar stuff.
Just returned from the stale bread substitute, gruel and his
Maj's food run dahn Tesco, prices are still yo-yoing faster than the
Millionaires Club Sideboard changes what is laughingly called its mind, the
internet robots seem to have been cloned into many, many arseholes, and they
still only have two tills working.
The good news is that the plums have now returned to
"normal", I can now sit and even cross my legs, walk loads of yardy
things and have a lot more energy, the old blood sugar levels have gorn dahn to
around 4.5 and stayed there for quite a few days.
After almost forty days of wet stuff the Gov has finally got
orf its collective arse and is allegedly going to send what is left of the army (all seven of them) to "sort
out" the floods by sending in amphibious vehicles.
Oh joy, let's hope they are not the same as
the ones in London...
Apparently a learner driver has had her motor seized by the
plod after being caught driving on the M62 accompanied only by a parrot.
The woman, in her 50s, was pulled over on suspicion of speeding near junction 22 of the M62 in West Yorkshire on Sunday morning but officers discovered she only had a provisional licence.
Provisional licence holders are banned from driving on motorways and are only allowed to drive at all when accompanied by a qualified driver.
Apart from the driver herself, the only passenger found by police when they stopped the 4x4 around 8.45am on Sunday morning was a grey parrot.
A spokesman for West Yorkshire Police said the vehicle had been confiscated and the driver is expected to be charged with motor offences including speeding at a later date.
What a knob head...she should have made sure Polly had a
full licence....
A herd of dairy
cows nearly lifted the roof off their barn in central Germany when methane
released by the animals caused an explosion.
Police in Hesse
state said in a statement that a static electric charge apparently triggered
the detonation, and a spurt of flame, on Monday at a farm in Rasdorf.
The roof was
slightly damaged and one cow suffered light burns - no-one was hurt.
Police say 90
cows are kept in the shed and it wasn't clear why quantities of methane had
built up.
Bovine belching
and flatulence releases large quantities of the gas.
A video has been
posted online of a woman trying to cure her fear of heights by walking around
the top of a 110m chimney stack.
The 37 second clip,
shot in Prague, Czech Republic, shows the woman walking along with a man in
strong winds.
It has notched up
more than 163,000 hits on LiveLeak where it was described as a "cure for
acrophobia".
One confused viewer
commented: "How would this help someone with their fear of spiders?"
Nah.......
That's it: I'm orf to Test
out a "Monopole" (And no that isn't a single man from Poland).
And today's thought:
Angus
