A touch of solar stuff, a whimsy of atmospheric movement, a
smidge of lack of warm and not even a threat of skywater at the Castle this
morn, very, very late this Friday, overslept, then fell asleep on the sofa,
then went back to bed and finally woke up at the noon day cloud.
IE and Blogger still haven’t sorted out the pic insertion
balls up on posts so still using HMTL to bring you “interesting” photos.
And a bit of a truncated offering today.
A curvaceous entrepreneur’s unique money making scheme is
proving to be a real treasure chest, with interest growing quickly in the
business.
Clients can advertise their products or events on one of her
breasts for a bargain £5, with a special offer of just £9 available for both.
The advert was initially posted on a Gumtree-style website
in the Czech Republic, before bring re-posted on Facebook where it has racked
up over 2,000 Likes.
‘I am a beautiful young girl and I offer my breasts for
greeting cards and adverts,’ explained the girl, proving that sex really does
sell.
‘Send me your message and I’ll send you a pic with it
written on my breasts,’ she adds.
There has been a lot of interest in the racy offer, with
users on the social network responding positively to the proposal.
‘Its good value for money,’ said one user. ‘But I’d pay
double if I could write the advert myself.’
Well; there’s no need to be smutty...
Allegedly Cowboys and Ranchers are stealing bales of hay; it
seems that because of Droughts, fires and heat waves have sent the price of hay
skyrocketing and “forcing” the bandits to do a bit of nicking hay while the sun
shines.
As a result, ranchers and renegade cowboys are literally
stealing bales of hay from their neighbours to feed their cattle or sell to the
highest bidder, reports The New York Times.
One sheriff in Colorado told The Times
that hay rustling was “the economics of the times.”
But, in reality, this is an economic need driven not by
complex derivatives but by extreme weather and soaring heat, some of the first
sustained climate change-related disasters to measurably impact the United
States.
Nah; the thieving ranchers could have harvested their own
hay instead of doing a bit of haylifting.
According to Hug China “A hospital in Wuhan has recently opened VIP
patient wards for infertile patients and couples having problems conceiving
babies. The wards are furnished with all necessary furniture and tools for easy
and successful sex, except condoms. Promoted as a “second nuptial chamber,” the
luxury decoration and furniture in the rooms is to encourage pregnancy by
inspiring sexual passion in the patients.
The luxury wards — dubbed by the Chinese media as “sex
wards” — each have an area of 50 square meters. The standard furnishing
includes red lamps, sex toys, automatically adjustable double beds and couches,
and pictures illustrating human genital structure. Sex-skill videos, nurses’
uniforms, and flight attendant uniforms are available upon request.”
Bet that gets a bit noisy....
Cheating Matthew Clark, 29, took the first prize worth £800
in an angling competition and proudly posed for photos clutching the 13lb
whopper that he had pinched from a Guernsey aquarium on the final day of the
competition.
But a rival angler recognised the monster fish following a
trip to the aquarium in Guernsey and police were called in to investigate.
Clark was yesterday given 100 hours’ community service after
admitting burglary and fraud.
He was allowed to walk free after taking a two-year oath of
good behaviour. He will face jail if he breaks the terms.
Clark owed the manager of the island’s St Peter Port
Aquarium £1,500 so hatched a plan to break into the aquarium, steal the bass
and then return it while paying off some of his debt.
In July last year, on the last day of the Bailiwick Bass
Club Open Competition, Clark scaled cliffs, climbed a rope ladder and snuck
into the aquarium through a back door.
He dropped and injured the fish while racing to get his
“catch” to the 8pm weigh-in at a nearby fishing shop.
The bass tipped the scales at 13lb 13oz – easily beating the
runner-up which weighed 10lb 3oz.
Clark, of St Sampson, Guernsey, was congratulated by beaten
anglers and was due to pick up his winnings later in the week.
But fellow competitor Shane Bentley, 38, was convinced he
had seen the bass somewhere before.
He said: “My wife and I took the kids to the aquarium and
saw the bass in a tank – it stood out because it had some very distinct
markings on its head.
“It wasn’t until the winning fish was lifted for the photo
that I thought, ‘That’s the fish from the aquarium’.
“Next morning, I went to the aquarium and asked to see the
bass with the markings. But neither myself nor the owner could find it
anywhere.”
Mr Bentley told the contest organisers, who alerted the
police. Meanwhile, the thief had panicked and sold the bass to a fishmonger.
But police matched the head of the fish carcass to the
missing bass and then arrested Clark.
After failing to reel in officers with a story about
catching the fish at a nearby spot, he confessed in full.
And finally:
Stands the palace of winds with 953 windows covering the
lace-like facade designed to allow the ladies of the
royal court to watch the drama of the streets unobserved behind their delicate
latticework.
Known as Hawa Mahal in Hindi, the Palace of the Winds was
constructed in 1799 for Maharaja Sawai Pratap Singh as part of the women's
section of the enormous City Palace at the center of Jaipur. The facade we see
from the street is essentially an enormous screened porch, one room deep in
most places. Its distinctive rosy colour comes from the natural sandstone from
which it is built which also gives Jaipur its nickname, “The Pink City."
The Palace of the Winds is considered one of the finest
examples of Rajput architecture in India.
Think you would need more than a bucket and ladder to clean
that lot....
That’s it: I’m orf to
purchase some molecular apes.
And today’s thought
A public information announcement fro my old mate Bernard.
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Angus
