Lots of scrapey, scrapey stuff on the Honda, even more solar
stuff, not a cough of atmospheric movement and a dribble of condensed skywater at
the Castle this morn, the saga of the study is finally coming to an end-just a
few more trips to the “recycling centre” a dash of furniture movement and I can
close the door on the bleedin place.
As the wevver was clement-ish yesterday I took a day orf and
went somewhere nice for a while, I must remember to take the camera next time.
And his Maj has discovered the top of the kitchen cupboards.
Clone “B” has apparently had a psychotic break and thinks
that he is Margaret (I fucked up Blighty good and proper) Thatcher, and is
allegedly trying to emulate her appeal as a "conviction politician"
at the next general election.
The Ed Mili-band compared his call for an end to the
"irresponsible capitalism" resulting from the political consensus
since the Thatcher era with the former prime minister's economic reforms
following the 1978-79 "winter of discontent".
And reckons that in his quest for radical change, he was
inspired by his late father, Ralph Miliband, a Marxist academic.
Make your fucking mind up Tosspot...
According to “Power firms” a new government “green” charge
will add significantly to household energy bills, the energy industry has
accused ministers of underestimating the impact on households of its Energy
Company Obligation (ECO) rules.
They will force companies to provide energy efficiency
technology and home improvements to low-income households and others considered
to be at risk of fuel poverty.
The scheme, due to start next year, will oblige firms to
fund expensive modifications including cavity wall insulation.
Energy firms say ministers have understated the costs of the
work, which will be recouped from other customers.
Energy UK, which represents the industry, is expected to
publish a report by independent economic consultants suggesting the scheme will
add as much as £50 to the average household bill.
That contradicts assurances from the Department for Energy
and Climate Change, which is insisting that the changes will not mean
additional costs for consumers.
Thanks a lot chaps: pot calling the kettle black? More like
the kettle calling the kettle a kettle....
Council staff have removed a litter bin - after installing it
around seven feet in the air attached to a bus stop sign in London Road, Stoke
on Wednesday afternoon.
Don’t know why she is bothering, that Kiddly will never fit
in the slot....
Some surfers made a discovery near Santa Cruz, Calif.,
yesterday, when they found what looked to be a fossilized row of vertebrae
jutting out of some rocks during an "extremely low tide."
Apparently the bones are from an “extinct” Whale.
One surfer, Reddit user "Donkahones," snapped a
picture of the old bones and uploaded it to the social news site with the
light-hearted headline, "So I went surfing and saw a dinosaur."
Oh har-har-har, I almost started laughing...
14-year-old Jason Gessel was cycling along throwing
papers into front gardens on his routine paper
route when
he was viciously attacked by Voldemort, the 18-month-old neighbourhood fainting
goat In Smithfield, Utah.
Voldemort forced Gessel off his bike by head butting him,
and then trampled him with his hooves.
“”It just freaked me out when it stood up on its hind legs
and just wrapped its front legs around me and pulled me off,’” recounted
Gessel.
The paperboy managed to get away but was then chased up a
tree by Voldemort where he remained until being rescued by local police.
Should have gone-BOO!!!
And finally:
According to Huang Demin a farmer in
Guanshan village, Ningxiang County, in China’s Huang Province encouraging his
pigs to dive headfirst into a pond each day makes them taste better.
And reckons that his diving pigs also bring visitors
flocking to his farm. He built a 10ft
tall wooden diving board close to his pigsty so his livestock can enjoy a dive
into the pond every day.
He thinks it makes
the animals grow healthier and faster - and says they love it, although some of
them need a gentle nudge.
And Huang says
their aquatic antics improve their flavour so much he is able to charge three
times the price of normal pork for their meat.
No wonder bacon is
so bleedin dear....
And today’s
thought:
Maggie Miliband.
Angus
