Vast amounts of solar activity, just a whimsy of atmospheric
movement, not a jot of H2o and the lack of warm stuff is progressing nicely up
the liquid metal gauge at the Castle this morn.
And the interweb thingy isn’t interwebbing very well this Tuesday.
According to Auntie
the most important thing to happen to a Blighttyite in foreign parts is that Andy
Murray has ended Britain's 76-year wait for a male Grand Slam singles champion
with victory over Novak Djokovic in the US Open final.
Super, I am really pleased that the grumpy mint man has
walked away with $1.9 million after a week’s “work”, that’ll help the growing
deficit....
Drivers are now paying 139.71 pence a litre for unleaded,
compared with 130.81 on July 1, meaning that the cost of a typical 50-litre
tank in a car like a Vauxhall Astra has risen by £4.45.
Edmund King, the AA’s president rounded on speculators for
pushing up the cost of motoring at a time of year when pump prices usually fall.
“Once again, UK drivers find themselves being dragged over a
barrel,” he said.
“Traditionally, the price of petrol falls off at the end of
summer, which makes five-year-high refining margins pushing up pump prices a
particularly bitter pill to swallow.”
Motorists have been hit by a double blow. The price of crude
oil has risen from $96.87 on July 1 to $113.49 at the end of last week with the
surge being driven by growing political uncertainty over the future of Iran and
general instability in the Middle East.
A spokesman for the UK Petroleum Industry Association denied
profiteering was taking place.
What happened to all the North Sea oil?
After promising £1.4 billion to “promote” job creation
U-Turn cam’s tea boy has managed to create just 2,400 jobs.
What’s his name predicted that the scheme would lead to
hundreds of thousands of new posts in the country's unemployment black spots.
The Commons Public Accounts Committee (PAC) reckons that
only £60m had reached businesses, with a further £240m "parked" with
councils and banks over which ministers have little control.
The PAC found that just 2,442 new jobs had been generated
and a further 2,762 existing posts had been protected, while only a fraction of
cash earmarked for the scheme had reached employers to date. It cast doubt on
whether the departments set adequate value-for-money checks on cash handed out,
noting that in some cases it cost more than £200,000 to create a job under the
fund.
The Government last night responded that the PAC's figures
were out of date, adding that the fund had already "unlocked" 200,000
jobs; while more than two-thirds of projects have started.
So do we believe the lying, greedy Pacman MPs or the lying,
greedy Piss Poor Policies Millionaires Club Coalition?
Difficult one that....
Japanese Engineers have created a device for digitizing kisses
Called the Kissenger Kiss Messenger, this new apparatus was invented to help connect couples in long-distance relationships.
With the help of its synthetic lips, the machine allows users to send and receive cyber-kisses through the Internet.
Oh dear....
A popular dance from the streets of Mexico is proving a
lifeline for dementia sufferers in British care homes.
Dementia specialist Dr Azucena Guzman Garcia arranged for
residents to be taught some simple steps of the Latin ballroom-style dance
known as Danzon. Twice-weekly sessions had a major effect.
The classes benefited the residents’ cognitive, behavioural
and emotional functions as they enjoyed the uplifting music and social
interaction.
That’s if they can remember to attend the classes of
course....
Her Horsey nearly Maj has 30,371 followers and had twittered
2,342 times.
Thanks to Welshcakes
Limoncello for the info.
It seems that architects in the non West are not double
checking their plans.
They have managed to build some rather “interesting”
structures, such as:
The big pair of trousers in Suzhou China.
The giant knob in Qatar.
The camshaft in Seoul.
And the massive golden turd in Tokyo
Glad I don’t have to live in any of them...
And today’s thought:
Angus
