Minor amounts of lack of cold, miniscule amounts of
atmospheric movement, meagre amounts of solar stuff and miserly amounts of
skywater at the Castle this morn.
Did a bit more putting coloured stuff on me and the floors,
I even managed to get some on the walls yestermorn, having a day orf today to
rest my poor old knees.
It seems that U-Turn Cam is going to let us know that Blighty
is about to slowly sink into the Norf sea unless we come up with the core
values of “hard work, strong families, taking responsibility and serving
others”.
Allegedly shit for brains Dave will say: “Unless we act,
unless we take difficult, painful decisions, unless we show determination and
imagination, Britain may not be in the future what it has been in the past” at the
CONTory gathering.
Apparently the Prime Monster reckons “The truth is this, we
are in a global race today and that means an hour of reckoning for countries
like ours. Sink or swim, do or decline.”
And Cupid Stunt Cameron will claim that “it’s not
complicated” to tackle the major economic problems, providing the set of core
values are followed and there is determination to act. He will also stress that
Britain faces a bright future amid signs that the economy is finally beginning
to heal.
Now:
Plan “A” didn’t work, plan “A”+ “a” isn’t working and Plan B
to Z won’t work either because there is a slight flaw in the CONS cunning plan.
By taking money away from the electorate whether it be in
benefits, pay cuts, pay freezes, extra taxes and price rises in travel, go
juice and fuel the economy will not grow, if we can’t buy things/services
companies will lose money, staff will be made redundant, welfare costs will
rise and the extended recession will continue.
Those who have work are already working hard (for less pay),
there are millions out there who give time for nothing by volunteering, those
without work are trying to exist on the pittance handed out by the Irritable
Bowel Twins while housing benefits are declining faster than U-Turn Cam’s
rating and finding out that there aren’t a lot of jobs going round (graduate
takes job as a scarecrow), the retired are concentrating on keeping warm and
feeding themselves rather than buying a nice new 3d TV/furniture/car/gadgets
and giving the economy a boost.
The banks have Billions of our loot, a large proportion of
which is being used to repay the rip orf PPI thingy, while Son of a B.......aronet
George (alien reptile in disguise) Osborne is intent on lowering our standard
of living to that of Eritrea.
The CONS really need to rethink, the CONDems really need to “wake
up and smell the coffee (as they are the only ones who can afford it) and we
really need to get rid of the Piss Poor Policies Millionaires Club Coalition,
get rid of the EU and get rid of inept, overeducated, inexperienced posh twats
that couldn’t find their rear exits with a wind turbine powered torch.
A sports firm is warning that a football bigger than an
adult's head could be a potential choking hazard to young children.
The flyaway plastic balls come with the caution: 'Warning!
Not suitable for children under 3 years. ‘Choking hazard.'
Irish manufacturer Bellco Sports has defended the warning,
claiming it is required under by EU health and safety laws.
Load of old balls?
Formula One driver
Lewis Hamilton has been forced into an embarrassing climb-down, after accusing
his British teammate of showing him a lack of respect on Twitter.
The 27-year-old,
who has incurred the wrath of officials at McLaren for his use of the social micro
blogging network, condemned Jenson Button for apparently “unfollowing” updates
from his account on the site, describing it as a “shame.”
However, after
realising Button had not been following him in the first place, Hamilton issued
an apology and said he would try to log on more frequently in future to avoid
making a similar mistake.
What a Rodney-Good luck Mercedes...
Police were dispatched after a report of a bull on the loose
headed eastbound in Des Moines, Iowa Monday afternoon.
The bull was spotted in the area near the intersection of Southeast 30th Street and Scott Avenue, which is near the Iowa State Fair.
The bull was spotted in the area near the intersection of Southeast 30th Street and Scott Avenue, which is near the Iowa State Fair.
Five horseback
riders and four dogs were called in to help search for the bull after it
disappeared into a cornfield.
One rider could be
seen almost gliding above the cornfield as she stood on top of her horse as it
moved through the field.
The bull was found
about 2:45 p.m.
Is it a kind of magic?
Apparently there is a heaven; Dr Eben Alexander, a
Harvard-educated neurosurgeon, fell into a coma for seven days in 2008 after
contracting meningitis.
During his illness Dr Alexander says that the part of his
brain which controls human thought and emotion "shut down" and that
he then experienced "something so profound that it gave me a scientific
reason to believe in consciousness after death." In an essay for American magazine Newsweek, which he wrote to
promote his book Proof of Heaven, Dr Alexander says he was met by a beautiful
blue-eyed woman in a "place of clouds, big fluffy pink-white ones"
and "shimmering beings".
I’ve been there mind you it was after having a few mushrooms
with my bacon and eggs....
A Wiltshire man has
abandoned his bid to walk across the Irish Sea, after his giant floating
hamster wheel sank.
Chris Todd, from
Bromham, gave up 10 hours after starting out from north Wales for the Irish
Republic when the rudders on his "Tredalo" failed.
He planned to try
again, but the Tredalo broke up and sank in heavy seas as it was being towed
back for repairs.
"So I'm afraid
I don't have the Tredalo any more - but I've solved the problem of where to
store it," Mr Todd said.
It took the
35-year-old engineer just under a year to build the raft in his back garden.
Mr Todd had hoped
to make the crossing from Trearddur Bay near Holyhead to Greystones Harbour by
walking the wheel for up to 48 hours
Knowing that has enriched my life...
That’s it: I’m
orf to try out a dog’s breakfast
And today’s thought:
Read and digest U-Turn Cam
Angus
