Medium amounts of lack of cold, maximum amounts of sod all solar stuff, nary a sniff of
atmospheric movement and imminent skywater at the Castle this morn.
Almost a lunar cycle has passed since the last post (where
does time go?) and poor old Angus has been doing oodles of stuff-gardening,
sorting out, travelling, shopping and much walking.
The "news" around Blighty is a bit iffy, it seems
that our sports people have not done their best, and dirty old men and the kiddie
fiddlers have been having a field day.
Managed to
fuck up Wimbledon.
Nice one Murray...
Managed to
fuck up the World Cup.
No real
surprise there, but although I hate Footballers with a vengeance isn't it about
time that
"foreign"
players were banned from the leagues, then we might have a chance of gathering
a
decent
squad.....
Is about to fuck up
a large piece of what used to be the railways by giving £90 million of fare
payers
money to all and sundry (I wish) in order to give commuters faster Wi-Fi on
chuff-
chuffs
in about four years.
Shouldn't
"they" use the dosh to make the trains better now?
Is just a fuck up,
and has decided that cash can no
longer be used on any of London's buses in a move that Transport for London
(TfL) says will save £24m a year.
Passengers will
need a prepaid or concessionary ticket, Oyster card or a contactless payment
card to travel.
TfL said only 0.7%
of all bus journeys were paid for with cash and that tourists were unlikely to
be affected.
Yeah right.....
Has been accused over
a historical allegation of rape.
The Independent on
Sunday says Lord Brittan, as he is now known, is understood to have been
questioned last month about the claim, which relates to an incident in London
in 1967.
The Tory peer
reportedly strongly denies the allegations.
Lord Brittan, 74,
was not an MP at the time of the alleged rape.
Oh
well that's all fucking right then....
Is about to fucked up after being jailed for nearly six
years for 12 indecent assaults against four girls - including one aged just
seven or eight.
Harris, who was
found guilty of offences that took place between 1968 and 1986, was told by the
judge he had "no-one to blame but himself".
He displayed no
emotion and stared straight ahead as he was jailed.
Still can't tell what it is then....
Has apparently been fucked up for a couple of months by a
"virus" which forced him to take a break from his "tour".
The 72-year-old
played an arena in Albany, New York, on Saturday night as part of his Out There
tour.
The former Beatle
called off the Japan leg of the tour and a South Korea show after falling ill
on 16 May and later postponed a number of US dates.
He spent six days
in a Tokyo hospital being treated for the viral infection.
Before his illness,
Sir Paul had last performed on May 1 in Costa Rica.
Shame it wasn't a bit more virulent.
Three Boeing 737
fuselages were fucked up when they tumbled down a steep bank and into the Clark
Fork River in western Montana after a train derailed.
Montana Rail Link spokeswoman Lynda Frost said Saturday that
it's unclear the type of challenge involved because it's the first time the
company has faced such a task.
No one was injured when 19 cars from a westbound train
derailed Thursday about 10 miles west of Alberton. The cause of the derailment
is under investigation.
The train carried six fuselages. Three others also fell off
but stayed on land. Frost says Boeing has had workers at the scene assessing
the damage.
The fuselages were headed to Renton, Washington, to be
assembled into completed airliners.
Or
not......
And
finally:
A mascot
for a Christian anti-masturbation group was arrested Sunday for masturbating in
public. The organization recently finished a federally funded 31-city
nationwide school tour which it says focused on educating both
children and parents about the dangerous consequences of masturbation.
Fappy The
Anti-Masturbation Dolphin, whose real name is 35-year-old Paul
Horner, was arrested on Sunday at Metta Yoga
in Phoenix after employees notified police about a man with no pants on peering
through office windows.
Lonnie
Childs who is president and founder of Stop Masturbation Now spoke with
reporters about the future of the organization after this recent setback.
“Thanks to your tax dollars, Fappy has helped tens of thousands of adults and
children learn to live a masturbation-free lifestyle
Paul Horner
is a great man. He’s passionate about his work, he loves being Fappy, he loves
the kids. They even have a nickname for him, they call him the tickle monster.
But now, all of that is possibly ruined by some trumped-up charges by the
Phoenix five-oh, such a shame. I have activated my prayer app and I ask each
and every one of you to keep Fappy in your prayers until this incident is
resolved. Praise Fappy!”
Ironic Wanker....
That's it: I'm orf to be ironic.
And today's
thought:
Angus
