Tuesday, 10 February 2009

STRANGE WORLD!

Picture from Weird Picture Archive

Watch out Parky!

Charlie a six foot rhea- a South American bird related to the ostrich - destroyed dozens of gardens and hedges and pecked anyone who got in his way, when it went on a Rod Hull and Emu-style destruction spree.
He was running about for seven hours, leaping garden fences before he was captured.


Tell us something we don’t know!

Kissing feels so pleasurable due to hormone surge Scientists have carried out research and have discovered that kissing turns people on. They could have saved a lot of time and money by talking to any teenager.

Here’s one for sports fans-not!

Carlos Tevez's car seized by police, the Manchester United footballer, had his £140,000 Bentley seized after police pulled him over because his windows were "too dark".

“Officers warned him his windows were too heavily tinted but then seized the car when they realised he did not have a full UK licence.

Police took the £140,000 white car to a compound because he had no one to drive it home, while Patrice Evra, another team-mate, also in a Bentley, stopped to give Tevez a lift.
Tevez now faces prosecution for driving without a valid licence.”

No sympathy from me, I have a driving license.

Aren’t computers wonderful

Software glitch leads to 5-cent gas in Dutch town a software “glitch” at an unmanned petrol station in Genderenm, Vollenhoven Olie BV, allowed drivers to pay 1 euro cent per litre, a nice 99 percent discount.

Piet-Hein Bogaers, director of the company that operates the station said “Most people were home in bed, so it could have been worse," by the time the mistake was fixed Saturday morning, customers were lined up to buy gas. Many had even called to alert the company.

Ah-those were the days!



Too tight to pay the electric bill

Man who froze over $1K in unpaid bills had $600K Marvin Schur who was 93, froze to death after a power company restricted electricity to his home over roughly $1,000 in unpaid bills left an estimated $600,000 to a hospital.

For the want of a nail the war was lost. The Want of a Nail Lyrics


There’s too much meat in my meat

N.L. man charged with assaulting waiter after complaint of 'too meaty' steak A Newfoundland diner is in trouble for apparently liking his steak with plenty of marble. (Fat)

A 58-year-old man is facing an assault charge in St. John's after he allegedly slugged his waiter for serving a steak that was "too meaty." The incident occurred Thursday night at a downtown restaurant.

The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary alleges the man pushed the waiter and punched him in the face on his way out of the restaurant.

He has been released from custody and will appear in provincial court at a later date.
Pillock!


And finally.

Six of one?

What are You Doing Here?: Man Asks Wife at Brothel A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.

The woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

I wonder what the mans’ excuse was?


“In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity.” Konrad Adenauer

Angus

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2 comments:

CherryPie said...

The last one made me laugh :-)

angus said...

I really would like to know his excuse though:)