Yesterday’s meteorology didn’t turn out too well, it was cloudy for most of the day and cool-ish, but it did allow me to mow the grass, hedge the hedges, border the borders and shrub a few shrubs.
But today is spiffing at the Castle this morn, which will allow me to do sod all and just sit in the garden admiring my handiwork, apparently today is “Good Friday”, which didn’t turn out too well for JC, and as a sop to those who believe in such things it appears that “himself” has made a second coming on a Pizza which you can’t own by bidding on Ebay, because it has been snapped up for AU $153.
Each to his own…..slice.
Three Core Vince Cable has decided that he will stay in the Coalition Sideboard as “Business Secretary” After openly attacking the prime minister's stance on immigration and appearing alongside Mr Miliband, former Labour home secretary Alan Johnson, Green London Assembly member Darren Johnson and union leader Billy Hayes.
Not all good news then…..
And Theresa May has insisted she will not take in any of the migrants fleeing turmoil in northern Africa as concerns grow that they could head for UK shores.
The Home Secretary has told her EU counterparts that Britain is not prepared to join any “burden sharing” as tens of thousands of people cross in to Europe, The Daily Telegraph can disclose.
Italy, where the refugees are arriving on a daily basis, has urged its EU partners to help ease the pressure by accepting some of the migrants.
But at a meeting of her justice and home affairs counterparts last week Mrs May said Britain will only offer support to Italy to help deal with the issue there.
She will repeat her firm stance when the EU Justice and Home Affairs Council meet again next month.
Yeah right….why is it that I don’t believe anything the members of the Coalition Millionaires Club says?
A disabled man was given a £70 parking ticket after he pulled his car over because his false leg had fallen off.
Lee Scarrott, 47, had stopped his car to search for a suction cup that came off just before he drove away.
But he returned to find himself hit with the fine.
Mr Scarrott, who lost his right leg in a motorbike accident in 2007, said: “I was only gone for five minutes.”
Nottingham City Council initially rejected his appeal, but backed down when he threatened to go to the Traffic Penalty Tribunal
He will probably be targeted by the Dept of Witless Pillocks now; after all he could work as a one legged arse kicker…
A video of the find shot by Timur Hilall, 18, and Kirill Vlasov, 19 - supposedly showing the alien's mangled body frozen in snow in Irkutsk, Siberia - became a world-wide sensation after appearing on YouTube.
Now the pair has admitted it was a prank after being quizzed by police over the stunt.
A Russian interior ministry spokesman said: 'We found the alien in one of the student's homes.
'It was lying under his bed and an examination of it revealed it had been made of bread crumbs which were then covered in chicken skin.'
Chicken shit Alien?
Police say a Connecticut man poured about $200 worth of gasoline onto a city street then went to a scrap metal yard and tried to sell the empty container worth $60.
Emilio Valentine of Bridgeport was charged Tuesday with illegally dumping hazardous material. He was released on a promise to appear in court.
Stephen Scholz of PC Metals tells The Connecticut Post that the 52-year-old Valentine dumped the fuel as he was driving and the metal container was still dripping when he pulled into the scrap yard. Scholz told Valentine to leave.
Police say Valentine admitted dumping the gas only after failing in efforts to sell it.
The state Department of Environmental Protection cleaned up the mess.
A number for Valentine couldn’t be located.
Thank what’s his name for idiots.
That’s it: I’m orf to have a frack.
And today’s thought: "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on". - Sam Goldwyn.