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Saturday 5 May 2012
Once upon a time
In a land known as "dahn 'ere in 'Ampshire" lived a daft old fart who thought it would be a jolly jape to play chase with his young pussy.
Whilst chasing said young pussy up the garden he slipped on some wet grass and went arse over tip crash landing on his right elbow on what was part of the patio and is now crazy paving.
As the elbow swelled the daft old fart being of the male gender decided that if he ignored it, it would go away, three days later the elbow was the size and colour of a small pumpkin and the wiggley things on the end of his handie went numb he reluctantly went to see his general medic bloke who wrote a note saying how silly the daft old fart was and sent him (with note) to the most feared place in the area just over the border in Surrey-Grimley Dark.
The daft old fart managed to drive his carriage to the most feared place called Grimley Dark 'orspital and after many. many, many hours whilst watching the ransom on his carriage reach vast proportions was taken to have a magic picture taken and was relieved to find that the hard bits inside his elbow were still intact which meant that the organic mechanics didn't get their chance to slice and dice the damaged portion of his anatomy.
So after many, many many more hours (whilst the ransom on his carriage almost matched the deficit) the daft old fart was sent back to his Castle with a large paper bag full of pills and things and his arm encased in what seemed to be a drainpipe just to make it even more difficult to do "things".
What followed over the next four weeks were several more trips to his general medic bloke, more than three times several trips to the physiotherapy do-dah a couple of injections to the damaged elbow and the inability to blog.
Finally the drain pipe was removed, the pills ran out and his general medic bloke told him to sod orf the daft old fart was able to once again put fuctioning fingers to keyboard and produce his normal load of old bollocks.
So the rumours of my demise are greatly exagerated, and unfortunately for you I am still here...
And the moral of this sad tale-if you are a daft old fart and want to chase young pussy-wear spiked running shoes.
Angus
Tuesday 10 April 2012
Aunties high cost rail: Most money-least tax: Bubble houses: Mac flashback: and an Elephant on mars.
A slight lack of warm stuff at the Castle this morn, but
Dawn’s crack was quite impressive and the big yellow thing is climbing into the
sky.
The garden is looking much better with more than a whimsy of
wet stuff and I have been ‘spring cleaning’ the large cupboards-yet another
trip to the “recycling centre” in due course, but I did find a sundial which
has lain in repose for about thirty years (since the 1980s) and will go into
the ‘new corner’ of the Castle grounds-pics to follow.
According to the Torygraph the BBC has spent more than £2
million ferrying and flying staff and guests between London, Manchester and
Salford in two years, despite promising to employ more people locally.
New figures show the public service broadcaster paid for
more than 24,000 train journeys and at least 500 flights between the capital
and the North West, where its new media centre is based.
The train travel bill totalled more than £1.84 million while
air mileage cost licence fee-payers nearly £77,000.
The corporation’s bill for rail journeys increased by nearly
30 per cent in 12 months, the figures released under Freedom of Information
laws show.
The statistics cover journeys made through the public
broadcasters “central booking agents” for the financial years 2009/10 and 2010/11.
It covers journeys made by staff from all BBC departments
and also includes travel undertaken by guests.
I can’t afford to use the chuff-chuffs anymore; still it is
nice to know that Auntie is so generous...
Apparently alien reptile in disguise George (I have so much
money that I need several bank accounts) Osborne is "shocked" that
some of the UK's richest people have organised their finances so that they pay
virtually no income tax.
George (oh god we
have been rumbled) said he had seen "anonymised copies" of tax
returns which showed him that some of the highest earners paid an income tax
rate averaging at just 10%.
He said he would
take "further action" but did not outline any new proposals.
At least not until he has managed to have a word with his
accountants....
The Bubble Houses
are two historic bubble or airform houses located next to each other in
Florida.
Completed in 1954
by Air-form, the Bubble Houses were designed by Eliot Noyes using the airform
monolithic dome system developed by Wallace Neff, which consists of reinforced
concrete cast in place over an inflated balloon to establish the house’s shape.
The original
interiors of the houses consisted of a bathroom and open concept living,
dining, and kitchen area on the 569 square feet (52.9 m2) main floor, with a
loft-style, raised sleeping space above.
They were built to
sell for $6,500. Shortly after their completion, it was stated that more than
3,000 people had toured the newly constructed bubble houses.
The two bubble
houses were featured in Life magazine in its February 22, 1954, issue, which
described them as “both hurricane-proof and bugproof”.
Not “inflation” proof though.....
Last Thursday the computer security industry buzzed with
warnings that more than a half-million Macintosh computers
may have been infected with a virus targeting Apple machines.
Flashback Trojan malware
tailored to slip past "Mac" defences is a variation on viruses
typically aimed at personal computers (PCs) powered by Microsoft's Windows operating systems.
The infections, spotted "in the wild" by Finland-based
computer security firm F-Secure and then quantified by Russian anti-virus
program vendor Dr. Web, come as hackers increasingly take aim at Apple
computers.
"All the stuff the
bad guys have learned for doing attacks in the PC world is now starting to
transition to the Mac world," McAfee Labs director of threat intelligence Dave Marcus told AFP.
"Mac has said for a
long time that they are not vulnerable to PC malware,
which is true; they are vulnerable to Mac malware."
Dr. Web determined that
more than 600,000 Mac computers may be infected with Flashback, which is
designed to let hackers steal potentially valuable information such as
passwords or financial account numbers.
Hackers trick Mac users
into downloading the virus by disguising it as an update to Adobe Flash video
viewing software.
You have been warned....
And finally:
The image above is actually of the dried flood of lava over
the Elysium Planitia volcanic region of Mars, as captured by the Mars
Reconnaissance Orbiter.
Wouldn’t want to have to clear up after that...
That’s it: I’m orf to look for
goldfish in the moat
And today’s thought:
I hope u-turn Cam has the right clothes with him.
Angus
Saturday 7 April 2012
Smoke ‘n’ mirrors: 00Семь: Less for more: Hotel Broadmoor: Watch this: and Quantum tunnelling.
More than a whimsy of wet stuff at the Castle this morn;
dark and dingy too, in fact if it continues I may need a dinghy...
Finally finished the garden-spread the 8 bags of free
compost around the beds and managed to go arse over tip while playing chase
with his Maj on the moss-twisted an ankle and did even more damage to the right
elbow.
The moral is-old farts shouldn’t forget that although the
mind operates at the age of 12 years the body doesn’t...
And has had yet another pop at smokers, this time he reckons
that putting nicotine stuff behind doors will: a; help more addicts give up, b;
ensure “we no longer see smoking as a part of life”, and c; stop encouraging young
people to start smoking, and has put totally imaginary adverts on the box
pretending that we will kill all our babies.
Couple of points:
Smokers contribute Billions more in taxes than they take out
from the NHS, they die younger and therefore reduce the pension bill and if
everyone gave up tomorrow the money lost will have to be recouped from those
miserable sods of non smokers and the even more miserable ex-smokers.
Serves em right...
Russia has as many spies operating in Britain today as it
did during the Cold War, security services believe.
Up to half the staff at the Russian embassy in London could
be involved in intelligence gathering, a senior source told The Daily
Telegraph.
Around 40 Moscow spies are believed to be operating in this
country at any one time. Some are involved in traditional state espionage,
while others monitor London-based oligarchs or engage in industrial spying for
the commercial benefit of Russian firms.
There are fears Russia will ramp up its efforts over the
coming months while the UK security services focus on the Olympic Games and the
Queen’s Jubilee celebrations.
Har, bleedin har-they are expecting to gather “intelligence”
about the Piss Poor Policies Millionaires Club Coalition; I hope they copy all
they have done-that will fuck up Russia even more...
Thanks to the Piss Poor Policies perpetrated by the self
elected Millionaires Club Coalition spending on welfare payments, schools and
hospitals will have to be slashed by billions of pounds more than the
Government has planned for as a result of economic downturn, Treasury estimates
revealed yesterday.
The cuts – more than £10bn a year by 2016 – are likely to
result in further swingeing reductions to benefits and public sector services
well beyond the next election.
A cut of £10bn in the welfare budget roughly equates to an
average of £500 a year for each of the 18 million people on benefits – a
£10-a-week prospective drop in income for the poorest families. The current
spending round has already has seen £18bn in welfare cuts.
On top of this, further departmental spending cuts are
expected to be necessary – at a rate similar to the current reductions.
Alien reptile in disguise George (Bullingdon club bore) Osborne
said “at current rates the welfare budget was set to rise and consume a third
of all public sector spending”.
"If nothing is done to curb welfare bills further, then
the full weight of the spending restraint will fall on departmental
budgets," he said.
He added that even if the rate of cuts imposed on
departmental budgets were to continue beyond the current spending review period
they would need to find further savings in welfare payments of £10 bn by 2016.
"The next spending review will have to confront
this," the Chancellor said.
Still, it won’t be their problem by 2016...
Parts of Broadmoor high-security psychiatric hospital could
be turned into hotel and housing under plans announced by its NHS owners.
West London Mental Health NHS Trust hopes to interest a
developer to convert the old Grade II Victorian buildings at Crowthorne, Berks.
Officials said the plans would help fund a £254million
redevelopment of the remaining facilities at the hospital.
The homes and hotel rooms would be just a few hundred metres
away from the new psychiatric unit but would be shielded by trees outside the
high security perimeter.
Last month Bracknell Forest Council approved plans for an
upgrade of the hospital, which will have 10 new wards, providing accommodation
for 210 patients.
Construction of the new building in the high security
facility is expected to start in the autumn of 2013. It is expected to open to
patients in late 2016.
40-year-old Ukrainian artist Dmitriy Khristenkho
creates intricate miniature models of motorcycles using component originating
from watches. Khristenkho carefully breaks up the watches, shaping each part
using a grindstone to ensure they are all the perfect size and shape before
spending hours painstakingly gluing each component by hand. Each motorcycle can
take anything up to 50 hours to complete. The complex creations sell for more
than £300 each, with demand for personalized bespoke models rising.
That works out about six squids an hour...cheap at half the
price.
And finally:
Scientists at the Cavendish Laboratory in Cambridge have
used light to help push electrons through a classically impenetrable barrier.
While quantum tunnelling is at the heart of the peculiar wave nature of
particles, this is the first time that it has been controlled by light. Their
research is published today, 05 April, in the journal Science.
Particles cannot normally pass through walls, but if they
are small enough quantum mechanics says that it can happen. This occurs during
the production of radioactive decay and in many chemical reactions as well as
in scanning tunnelling microscopes.
According to team leader, Professor Jeremy Baumberg, “the
trick to telling electrons how to pass through walls, is to now marry them with
light”.
This marriage is fated because the light is in the form of
cavity photons, packets of light trapped to bounce back and forth between
mirrors which sandwich the electrons oscillating through their wall.
Research scientist Peter Cristofolini added: “The offspring
of this marriage are actually new indivisible particles, made of both light and
matter, which disappear through the slab-like walls of semiconductor at will.”
One of the features of these new particles, which the team
christened ‘dipolaritons’, is that they are stretched out in a specific
direction rather like a bar magnet. And just like magnets, they feel extremely
strong forces between each other.
Such strongly interacting particles are behind a whole slew
of recent interest from semiconductor physicists who are trying to make
condensates, the equivalent of superconductors and superfluids that travel
without loss, in semiconductors.
Being in two places at once, these new electronic particles
hold the promise of transferring ideas from atomic physics into practical
devices, using quantum mechanics visible to the eye.
Yeah right...I think...beam me up Scotty...
That’s it: I’m orf to get some smart
clothing
And today’s thought:
Natural physics
Angus
Thursday 5 April 2012
Do as I say-three core: Snowball’s chance: Law flaws: Towns for sale: and I don’t have a wooden car.
Damp, dingy and dismal at the Castle this morn, no post
yesterday, the interweb thingy went tits up-not sure why, it could have been my
“internet provider” or it could have been the sky water getting into the
underground cables.
And by the time it came back on at around 9 of the pm I
couldn’t be arsed to put digit to keyboard.
But it seems that the old fart has been accused of failing
to “practise what he preaches” after it emerged his own department has stopped
offering apprenticeships.
After claiming to be “very proud” of the Government’s
commitment to funding apprenticeships at a time when budgets are tight, it
turns out that his own Department for Business, Innovation and Skills is no
longer taking on new candidates on its own apprentice programme because of the
spending cuts.
Figures show the department had 30 apprentices just before
the Coalition came to power.
However, this more than halved to 14 over the course of last
year and there will be between six and 10 remaining from this year.
Useless tosspot...
Frightened postal workers have been banned from delivering
letters to one notoriously hazardous address after being repeatedly 'attacked'
by a three-year-old cat called Snowball.
Following a thorough investigation the Royal Mail has
stopped its workers from delivering mail to the address after labelling the
black and white moggy a 'health and safety risk'.
Despite being described as 'absolutely harmless' by owner
Ian Wilkinson, the UK's postal service said Snowball posed an 'unacceptably
high level of risk'.
Royal Mail said three employees suffered 'quite deep cuts'
after all being attacked by the 10inch tall feline.
Mr Wilkinson, 46, said he was shocked when he received a
letter from Royal Mail saying its workers would no longer be delivering mail to
his home in Peterborough, Cambridgeshire.
Royal Mail has insisted Mr Wilkinson will not receive any
mail until an 'alternative safe delivery point' has been put in place.
A spokesman added: 'There are around 4,000 animal attacks a
year on Royal Mail people.
'These attacks cause great distress and in too many cases
serious injuries.'
Pussy Post persons....
Hundreds of obscure
laws which date back as far as the 14th century should be swept away in a bid
to clear up the statute book, it has been claimed.
A joint report by
the Law Commission for England and Wales and Scottish Law Commission said there
are as many as 817 entire acts and sections of a further 50 that need repealed.
The oldest, dating
from around 1322, regulated how animals should be taken to pay the king’s
debts, including details on how they should be fed, cared for and sold, and
what livestock should be exempt.
The most recent
provision recommended for the scrapheap in the 19th Statute Law (Repeals) Bill
is a tax provision from 2010.
Examples of
redundant laws applied to Scotland include 16 acts passed between 1798 and 1828
to tax pints of ale, beer or bitter to raise funds for public works.
Or you could have-The abolition of imprisonment for debt
brought about by the Debtors Act 1869, further 16 old enactments which were
passed between 1798 and 1828 to tax pints of ale, beer or bitter brewed or sold
in certain parts of Scotland in order to raise funds for building roads should
also be scrapped, the report said.
* An 1800 Act to hold a lottery to win the £30,000 Pigot
Diamond after its owners failed to sell it because its value, "the equal
of any known diamond in Europe", was too great;
* Some 40 Acts relating to the City of Dublin
and passed by Parliament before Ireland was partitioned in 1921;
* A 1696 Act to fund the rebuilding of St
Paul's Cathedral after the Great Fire of 1666;
* A 1710 Act to raise coal duty to pay for 50
new churches in London;
* A total of 38 obsolete Acts relating to
railway companies operating in British India and the wider East Indies.
Wearing armour in Parliament.
Keeping a whale from the
King
Beating a carpet in London
Hanging your washing across
the street
Minding a cow while drunk
Firing a cannon near a house
Starting but not finishing a
railway
Running a farm on your
doorstep
Eating the Queen’s Swans
One they should keep is: Knocking
and running (knock dahn Ginger)
And one they should lose is the 1799 income tax rip orf introduced
as a means of paying for the war against the French forces under
Napoleon.
Because I think that conflict is just about over now...
Buford, Wyoming, the nation's smallest town, will
lose its long-time - and only - resident on Thursday when the outpost along
Interstate 80 is auctioned off to the highest bidder.
The minimum bid for Buford, 10-plus acres with a
convenience store-cum-gas station situated between the capital city of Cheyenne
and Laramie, Wyoming, is $100,000 for a sale to take place in town at noon
local time.
Buford is one of two tiny Western towns to be sold
by owners whose spouses have died and whose adult children have moved on.
Pray, Montana, population 8, is on the market for
$1.4 million, a price realtors say is a steal for property just north of
Yellowstone National Park in the scenic Paradise Valley.
Both communities sprang to life amid Western
settlement in the late 19th and early 20th centuries when railroads brought
people, supplies and prosperity to frontier towns, some of which failed to
flourish despite hype by land speculators.
At least there
won’t be any problems with neighbours....
And finally:
A wooden 1955 Mercedes Benz 300SL Gullwing classic car has
sold for £5,000 on eBay, Hand-carved from wood and listed as being on sale in
the German city of Duisberg, the 1:1 scale replica comes with front wheels that
actually steer, The seats also look to be authentic and in keeping with the
original car’s style.
The dashboard and interior also appear to be very detailed
No MOT needed, but a woodworm check every couple of years
would be advisable...
That’s it: I’m orf to print a couple
of robots
And today’s thought:
Magic...
Angus
Tuesday 3 April 2012
Elf and expenses: Rent a McLaren: Mooving Civic: Underground subs: and a Choco-holiday.
Coldish, cloudyish and calmish at the Castle this morn, apart
from a bit of minor vandalism the garden is sorted and those nice people at the
Met office are even predicting a smidge of sky water.
I had beans on toast for my supper last day before eve and
yesterday I went to an aboriginal art thingy, the beans did their job and as
the old song goes-
I left my fart near sandy frescos...
Sir David Nicholson, the chief executive of the health
service in England who told the NHS it had to find savings of £20bn over four
years, is facing questions about his own ability to budget after details of his
latest travel costs were published by the Department of Health.
They reveal that the NHS is spending £5,000 a month on his
travel and hotel accommodation expenses. In the three months to September last
year, the Department of Health spent £4,329 on his rail fares, £3,188 on hotel
accommodation and £8,000 on an official car and driver.
Sir David is one of the best-paid civil servants in the
country, with a basic salary of more than £200,000. But despite his job being
primarily based in London, under a deal struck with the Department several
years ago he is allowed to live in Birmingham and have his journeys to London
paid for by the taxpayer.
The Department of Health also paid for the cost of a London
flat where he stayed during the week until last year. That arrangement has now
ended but, as a consequence, the Department has started paying for London hotel
accommodation for its most senior civil servant and more first-class rail
journeys to and from Birmingham.
In just one week in July last year, it paid £480 for what
appears to be just three rail journeys to London from Birmingham described as
"attending an internal meeting", and £774 on what was described as
"accommodation and meals".
A number of the rail journeys between London and Birmingham
appear to cost up to £240 each.
A spokeswoman for the Department of Health said that it did
all it could to ensure good value for money.
Bollocks...
The price tag is likely to hinder all but the most affluent travellers, however. One day’s rental starts at £1,134.30, although this drops to a slightly more modest £906.30 for rentals lasting more than 28 days.
The car – designed by the same company responsible for Lewis Hamilton’s Formula 1 vehicle – features a 3.8-litre V8 twin-turbo engine, which produces 592bhp. It has a top speed of more than 200mph, and can accelerate from 0 to 60mph in 2.8 seconds and from 0 to 124mph in 8.9 seconds. In July 2011, it registered the second-fastest lap around the Top Gear track.
However, anyone considering a trip to the German autobahns, to put the car through its paces, will be sorely disappointed. According to the terms and conditions, drivers are not permitted to take the car abroad.
Hertz is offering the car through its brand HertzSuperCars.com. According to the website, a damage waiver is not available. Should you scratch the paintwork, or worse, the excess charge is £5,000.
Michel Taride, president of Hertz International and executive vice-president of Hertz Corporation, said: “Hertz aspires to offer truly innovative rental experiences to our customers, and the spell-binding McLaren MP4-12C provides an opportunity of a lifetime to experience Formula 1 race-bred technologies on the road.”
Also available through the website is the Ferrari 458 Italia (from £826.50 per day), the Ferrari F430 Spyder (from £507.30 per day) and the Aston Martin DB9 (from £450.30 per day).
Think I may pass on that....
Three men are accused of stealing a 220-pound calf and
driving off with the bovine in the back seat of a Honda Civic, New Mexico
authorities said.
The Luna County Sheriff's Office said Jose Coronado, 26,
Gerardo Gonzalez-Balderas, 20, and Salvador Balderas-Gonzalez, 23, were pulled
over around 3 a.m. Friday for speeding and the deputy was shocked to see a
220-pound Holistein calf in the back seat of the car, The Carlsbad (N.M.)
Current Argus reported Monday.
The men, who work for a Sierra County ranch, initially told
the deputy they were allowed to have the animal but later allegedly admitted
they had taken the calf without permission.
The men were charged with felony counts of larceny of
livestock and conspiracy as well as misdemeanour counts of lack of a bill of
sale and exporting livestock.
Amazing what you can fit in a Civic...
37-year-old Zhang Wuyi builds mini submarines in a makeshift
workspace in the basement of a disused building. When he started off, he worked
alone. Today, he has three orders under his belt and also employs ten workers.
His submarine models are capable of diving up to 30 meters under sea level and
travel at 20 kph for 10 hours. They can seat two people and also contain oxygen
tanks and video cameras. The walls are made of wrought iron. It takes Wuyi up
to a month to build a submarine, and each one sells for about $31,000.
Wuyi’s ‘small and simple’ submarines are aimed at local
fishermen. The first and only sold sub so far was purchased by Cong Zhijie, a
sea cucumber farmer. He says, “I was brave enough to be the first user of the
submersible, but that machine helped me catch up to 50kg of sea cucumbers in 40
minutes.” The second submarine is currently under construction at Wuyi’s
basement factory.
Think I’ll pass on that one as well…
And finally:
A chocolate shop in Yorkshire is offering sweet-toothed
travellers the opportunity to spend the night in their factory during Easter.
The “chocolate suite” – on offer from today until April 8,
courtesy of the Little Chocolate Shop in Leyburn – features edible furnishings,
a chocolate fountain and a fancy dress box filled with Wonka-esque accessories,
aprons and toques.
Guests will be free to watch chocolate being made in the
factory, before ending their stay with a chocolate breakfast.
However, they are advised to be out of bed by 10am, when the
factory begins accepting visitors on regular tours. The chocolate furnishings,
which include plants and ornaments, are restocked each day.
Num, nun, mind you if you live dahn in the Smoke apparently
the train fare will be £240 or more.....
That’s it: I’m orf to
capture some Carbon
And today’s thought:
Spectator sport.
Angus
Monday 2 April 2012
Toeing the line: Snooper blooper: Man bites dog: Hand in your headlight holders: Big snake in the Big Apple: and Bear faced intruder.
Cold and clement at the Castle this morn, just returned from
the stale bread, gruel and his Maj’s food run dahn Tesco-usual chaos-and as I
passed the go-juice bit I see that unleaded has reached £1.40 per litre and the
oily stuff is even more expensive.
While I dusted the fire yestermorn I had a bit of a shock-as
it is that week where being nailed to several large bits of wood seems to be in
certain people’s minds I noticed that the face of him upstairs has appeared on
a bit of my coal-oh-err-holy coal hole?
Politicians with large big toes are more likely to succeed
at the ballot box, American academics from the University of Strangersbarre,
writing in the Journal of Biomechanical Politics, claimed to have established a
striking relationship between the electoral success of politicians and the
length of their largest foot phalange.
Five hundred and eighty seven politicians, mostly at
state-level politics, participated in the research. Their careers were
monitored over a period of ten years after initial measurements were taken in
1998.
"Our study has shown toe size can be a surprisingly important
factor in the career success of a politician," lead researcher Professor
Kham Elto said.
Which explains why the Piss Poor Policies Millionaires Club
Coalition all have small feet...
Over the half arsed plans for a major expansion of the
Government's powers to monitor the email exchanges and website visits of every
person in the UK.
Under
legislation expected in next month's Queen's Speech, internet companies will be
instructed to install hardware enabling GCHQ - the Government's electronic
"listening" agency - to examine "on demand" any phone call
made, text message and email sent, and website accessed, in "real
time" without a warrant.
That’s me
buggered then...
Officials in Kfar Saba, Israel, have a bone to pick with an unruly
suspect after the man bit the police dog sent into a cell to subdue him.
The man was initially detained by authorities for breaching
a restraining order issued by his spouse. After the police showed up at the
woman's home, the suspect reportedly threatened to jump out of a window and
attempted to assault an officer with a screwdriver, according to Ynetnews.com.
After the officers took the suspect to the station, he again
became unruly, which prompted them to send in the dog. While the canine cop
managed to bring down the man, the suspect still managed to chomp down on the
animal's ear.
The suspect kept biting the dog's ear until cops finally
pried his jaws away and shepherded the German Shepherd away from its attacker, according
to the Jerusalem Post.
Police said the dog suffered very minor injuries to its ear,
and has already received treatment.
Num, num...
British charity Oxfam is calling on women in the UK to donate their
unwanted bras to help females in West Africa.
British
women are hoarding nearly STG1.2 billion ($A1.85 billion) worth of unworn bras,
or nine each, according to Oxfam.
The charity's Big Bra Hunt aims to collect one million bras
during April with the support of celebrities including Dame Helen Mirren, Zoe
Ball and Miquita Oliver.
Many of the bras will be sold in Oxfam's high-street shops
across the UK to raise money for the charity's work worldwide. Others will be
sent to the charity's Frip Ethique (ethical second-hand clothing) project in
Senegal.
A poll for Oxfam found that one-third of all women who have
bras they no longer wear keep them because they forget they own them. Ten per
cent did not know charities accepted second-hand bras.
Oxfam said the complex manufacturing required to make bras
meant very few developing countries produced their own, making them one of the
most desirable items in West African second-hand clothing markets.
Hanging out in Africa?
A prehistoric
monster snake is making a quick stopover in New York City's Grand Central
Terminal.
The full-scale
replica of the Titanoboa ty-(tan-uh-BOH'-ah) was unveiled Thursday as a
promotion for an exhibition at the Smithsonian's National Museum of Natural
History in Washington, D.C.
When it roamed the
Earth, the snake was 48 feet long and weighed 2,500 pounds.
Titanoboa was
discovered in 2005 among a trove of fossils in one of the world's largest
open-pit coal mines in Colombia. It lived more than 60 million years ago when
dinosaurs no longer ruled.
The travelling
exhibit runs from March 30 through Jan. 6, 2013. A special documentary will air
on the Smithsonian Channel on April 1.
The giant reptile
heads for Washington on Friday evening.
Good job it hasn’t got any toes-it could be the next
President...
And finally:
Louis Reardon got
the shock of his life when he leapt out of bed to his son's cries of
"Polar bear!"
Mr Reardon said his
29-year-old son, Damien, woke up to the bear breaking open their dining room
door in Newfoundland, Canada overnight.
The 55-year-old
father said he fired two shots over the bear's head to frighten it.
"A polar bear
doesn't usually back down," he said.
His cousin, Daniel
Reardon, said the bear broke in doors at three other homes and killed sheep and
ducks at a nearby stable without stopping to eat them.
Royal Canadian
Mounted Police said wildlife officers shot the bear, which witnesses estimate
weighed at least 135 kilograms.
Still, it will make a nice rug in front of the fire-but don’t
forget to check out your coal...
And today’s thought:
Does my bum look big in this?
Angus
Sunday 1 April 2012
Where’s you bin?: Dear dinner: More mash Vicar?: Maple syrup: and National cleavage day.
Cold, calm and still dry at the Castle this first of April
morn, the garden is almost sorted, the Castle is shining like a new pin and his
Maj has discovered the joy of pouncing on the stuff finally delivered by Royal
Mail and shredding it before I can throw it in the recycling bin.
It seems that local councils don’t want to take advantage of
the £250 million discovered in Son of a B.......aronet (and alien reptile in
disguise) George (my bins are emptied by servants) Osborne’s pants draw to
reinstate weekly wheelie bin collections, but instead want to use the dosh to on
schemes to increase recycling and collect only food scraps — not black bags —
once a week. One even applied for money for a fleet of “low carbon” refuse
trucks.
According to the Torygraph:
96 councils are not
applying for funds. Most of them have already abandoned weekly collections, and
58 of the 96 are Conservative authorities
34 will apply for
money but only to introduce weekly food waste collections, or increase the
number of homes covered, rather than bring in a full service
31 wanted money for
plans which will do nothing to bring back weekly collections, including sat nav
systems for rubbish Lorries, more giant communal bins and even “nappy recycling”
schemes
Two councils were
in the process of ditching weekly collections — but were still applying to the
scheme for funding for weekly food collections
Only 17 authorities
which currently have full weekly collections said they would apply for money to
guarantee their future.
Oh dear, what a “Pickle” Eric.......
A restaurant in Houston is offering what it calls the
Titanic Experience: a 10-course meal comprised of similar dishes served to the
ill-fated ship's first class passengers the night they met their
demise-allegedly.
The whole event lasts for four hours, from the wine and beef
appetizer to the after dinner cheese. To make the experience even more
authentic, guests are given the chance to sample a bottle of Armagnac brandy
from the year 1900 by the end of the night.
Cullen's restaurant special Titanic package was created to
commemorate the 100th anniversary of the ship's sinking on April 15 and will
only set you back $12,000…
Num, num, num-not….bit too much salt for me…
A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he
fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.
The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's
Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex
game.
He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his
backside, according to The Sun.
A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite
sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell
backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
'But it's not for me to question his story.'
And we all know that the clergy don’t tell lies…..
Apparently there is plenty of go-juice in Canada but a
dearth of maple syrup, an unseasonably warm winter is being blamed for a maple syrup shortage in much of North America this year, and
with a number of maple syrup festivals taking place in coming weeks
true connoisseurs of Canadian cuisine and culture are beginning to panic.
Mind you if that’s how they collect it no wonder there’s not
a lot of it-I suggest that they fill up jerry cans just in case...
And finally:
Yesterday a harem
of scantily-clad women strolled down Oxford Street in nothing more than their
underwear.
The gang risked
causing a pile-up on the busy road as they merrily flaunted their bodies in a
variety of lingerie.
The stunt marked
the opening of the new Ann Summers store on nearby Wardour Street, as well as
National Cleavage Day this Saturday.
NCD is held
annually to celebrate women's independence and power in their careers and
relationships.
The recruited crew came in all shapes and sizes to show
prospective Ann Summers customers that there's something for everyone inside
its new store.
That’s it: I’m orf to check out my
apps
And today’s thought:
Keep an eye out for spaghetti trees
Angus
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