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Monday 15 April 2013
Buggered up
No posts for the foreseeable future, the right elbow has locked up completely (and the left one isn't much better), awaiting appointment with the General Medic-next Monday.....
I have tried elbow grease with not a lot of success.
But here is a snap of his Maj in ambush mode on top of the kitchen cupboards to keep you amused.
Angus
Friday 12 April 2013
Hijack a plane?-there’s an app for that: C-U Irn Bru: Soup of the day: Lambo Law: and Scottish polish.
More than enough skywater, nearly enough lack of cold,
overdone atmospheric movement and bugger all solar stuff at the Castle this
morn, I was rudely awakened at 3.05 of the am by the sound of wet stuff hitting
the windows, or in other words it chucked it dahn until 5 of the am by which
time I decided that it was time to rise and moan.
And it seems that today isn’t going to get much better.
A 30 year old tosspot called Hugh Teso reckons that he was
able to exploit gaps in an aeroplane's data system and take it over with a few
presses of a button.
Addressing the Hack in the Box conference in Amsterdam, Mr
Teso said he developed an app for Android called PlaneSploit that could
interfere with a plane's flight management systems.
Using a flight simulator he said he could make the plane
"dance to his tune" and demonstrated how he was able to control
everything from its air conditioning to its navigational systems.
The app itself appears as an animated cockpit complete with
buttons to direct the aircraft to a specific location or send it crashing to
the ground.
One function would make lights flash inside the cockpit,
giving a terrified pilot the impression that the aircraft's systems were
failing.
The hacking would only work if the aircraft was set to
autopilot and could be over ridden by a pilot manually retaking control of the
plane, Mr Teso said.
The US Federal Aviation Authority (FAA) said it did not
believe Mr Teso's claim to be able to take over an aircraft.
Or at least they hope so.....
A new advert for
Irn Bru - under investigation over claims that it's anti-English - is becoming
a smash hit online.
The ad, entitled
New Fella, shows a Scottish dad drinking Irn-Bru to keep his temper in check as
he meets his daughter's new English boyfriend, reports The Scotsman.
The father
struggles to keep his cool as he chats with the lad who wears an England shirt
and has a bulldog called Wembley which breaks wind on a Saltire rug.
So far, the
40-second clip has attracted nearly 70 complaints to advertising watchdogs -
and more than 1.1million views on YouTube.
Irn Bru maker AG
Barr's Facebook page was inundated with complaints about the advert, including
one from Peter Menzies, who said: "It's too stereotypical that all Scots
hate the English."
Craig Russell
added: "When did racism become funny? Bru ads can be much wittier than
this stereotypical trash."
A spokesman for
Irn-Bru said: "We've not set out to cause offence. Our ads are known for
their cheeky sense of humour."
An ASA spokesman
confirmed the complaints were being assessed.
Never touch the stuff....
Eusebio Diaz Acosta was arrested and charged with stealing a
tractor trailer loaded with $75,000 worth of Campbell’s soup bound for a Publix
grocery store from a truck stop in Central Florida.
The police were able to track the truck and its cargo via
the truck’s GPS system, and pulled over the stolen rig on the Florida Turnpike.
That’s when Acosta, 51, was arrested and charged with two counts of grand theft
— one each for the tractor trailer and the cargo, according to
the Sun Sentinel.
Wonder if he had a tin opener….
Wonder if he had a tin opener….
Dubai's police force has unveiled its latest patrol car - a
specially modified, quarter-of-a-million pound Lamborghini Aventador, capable
of speeds up to 217mph.
In Dubai, where petrol is cheaper than drinking water,
authorities face significant challenges to curb road accidents caused by
speeding.
Last year, official figures put road deaths at 122, with
2,161 injuries, many of which occurred on the emirate's notorious
Sheikh Zayed highway.
Around 15% of traffic fines issued in Dubai every
day are for driving at speeds in excess of 130mph, police figures released in
March showed.
Last year, Dubai police announced they had issued 67,000
traffic fines in one month alone, 2,000 of which were for reversing on
motorways.
Good luck with that, think I’ll stick to the Honda.
And finally:
Scottish company Mitchell & King has launched a limited
edition car wax in honour of the ultimate luxury lifestyle car race – the
goldRush Rally.
The GRV car wax boasts a gold shimmer and will
apparently protect the vehicle for up to 4 months.
The container is milled from the finest grade Titanium,
coated with 24ct Gold and encrusted with Swarovski crystals and 10 x
0.5-carat, F Colour, VS2, brilliant round cut diamonds and includes 2
24-carat gold rings, as well as the application of GRV wax by a Mitchell &
King approved detailer. Oh, and the wax will be delivered personally by the
company’s director.
And all for the meagre price of………£63005.53 per bottle
Pass….
That’s it: I’m
orf to go bat hunting
And today’s thought:
You’re nicked
Angus
Thursday 11 April 2013
Second best Blighty: It’s a Pigs Life: Aunties Elfandsafety: and the Aryayek Time Travelling Machine.
Many, many drops of skywater, nary a wheeze of atmospheric
movement, quite a lot of lack of cold and not a glimmer of solar stuff at the
Castle this morn, just returned from the stale bread, gruel and his Maj’s food
run dahn Tesco, even more interweb robots to avoid and according to the “price
check” thingy I managed to save 1p over the other places I could have gorn to spend
my dosh.
Woke up this morn with a really, really big Quasi, don’t
know why I think it must be the loss of the rusty old bag taking its toll.
And after almost two days, endless bleedin hours of mas-terbate
in the arse of Commons and seven hundred “news” items the old fart will be planted
next Wednesday after being dragged through the Smoke on a (part time) gun
carriage.
Of course the Millionaires Club Sideboard won’t tell us how
much we are going to fork out for the forking waste of time and money because
as usual they don’t have a clue.
Roll on next Thursday....
Britain has been ranked as the second most advanced country
in the world in a new measure designed to rival GDP.
And the UK outstrips the United States, Germany, France and
Japan for overall progress in living standards, infrastructure and individual
opportunity.
Only Sweden scores more highly overall in the new “Social
Progress Index” (SPI), which ranks 50 leading countries by combining figures on
everything from health and crime to broadband access and freedom of speech.
According to the authors, Britain’s constant efforts to
“straddle” Europe and America have made it one if the best places to live in
the world overall.
Oh har-fucking-har, you can tell they don’t live here....
A pig pardoned by
the Piggly Wiggly grocery chain and sent to a farm to live out the rest of its
life has been shot to death after it escaped from its pen in Charleston County.
Deputies said the
700-pound pig named Maggie was killed Tuesday afternoon by a 26-year-old man,
who told investigators he was afraid the pig was going to cause a wreck.
But witnesses told
deputies the man said he was going to kill the pig and take it to a local
butcher, then went home to get a pistol. They also told investigators the man
appeared to be trying to load the dead animal into his vehicle before more
people arrived.
Deputies wrote a
citation for malicious injury to animals that carries a $1,092 fine.
“Malicious injury”,
a bit of an understatement methinks...
Allegedly BBC workers are fuming after being told they are
not allowed to pick up hot sausages with tongs or make their own toast – in
case they burn themselves.
The BBC Club, set up as a private-members group for
employees in 1924, was put in charge of the Beeb canteen on April 2.
But just a week later, staff at the Media Centre in White
City, West London, are complaining at the “health and safety crackdown” that
means they cannot pick up sausages – even with tongs.
BBC bosses defended the apparently new restrictions, claiming that such actions had “never” been allowed.
Which does explain a lot....
And finally:
Apparently Ali Razeghi, a Tehran scientist has registered
"The Aryayek Time Travelling Machine" with the state-run Centre for
Strategic Inventions.
The device can predict the future in a print out after
taking readings from the touch of a user, he told the Fars state news agency.
Razeghi, 27, said the device worked by a set of complex algorithms
to "predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with
98 percent accuracy".
According to the “scientist” "My invention easily fits
into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next
5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future it
will bring the future to you."
Razeghi says Iran's government can predict the possibility
of a military confrontation with a foreign country, and forecast the
fluctuation in the value of foreign currencies and oil prices by using his new
invention.
Not working that well is it Razeghi; back to the drawing
board: but you probably know that already.....
That’s it: I’m orf to edit some
Google maps
And today’s thought:
This tinnitus is giving me the hump
Angus
Wednesday 10 April 2013
If only: New Age lunacy: Sting in the tale vodka: Origami condoms: Big Dick at Nurburgring: and Smelling Rosemary.
Loads of ex skywater, limited atmospheric movement, little
lack of cold and sod all solar stuff at the Castle this morn, the “nues” seems
to have returned to its usual level of coverage and the left elbow appears to
have come out in sympathy with its opposite joint.
Will be packed with those on benefits to laud the memory of
the old bag that snatched milk from the young.
Now North Korea NOW!
A woodland beauty spot is to be turned into what is believed
to be the first official purpose built New Age travellers camp in Britain.
The site at Haldon Hill, near Exeter, Devon, has been used
illegally by travellers for 12 years, but is now to be revamped using £1.11
million of taxpayer’s money.
The proposal will replace the existing ramshackle camp with
15 official plots for “new travellers” under plans approved by Teignbridge
District Council.
Communal allotments, a children’s play area and composting
bins will all be installed at the site as part of the project.
Parking for visitors along with new sanitation will also be
installed while the camp will have a permanent site manager.
It has been given approval under a Government initiative
announced last year to provide £60 million of funding for new official gypsy
and traveller sites.
Wonder how many “proper” homes £1.1 million would build...
It is said that the Japanese giant hornet has a quarter-inch
stinger that pumps out venom containing an enzyme so strong that it can
literally dissolve human tissue. The sting of a giant hornet causes
excruciating pain, yet some people are willing to endure a few stings while
trying to capture them to make a special kind of shouchuu (Japanese
liquor similar to vodka).
Allegedly someone who is stung by a Japanese giant hornet
who doesn’t receive proper treatment soon thereafter can die from an allergic
reaction to the venom. About 40 deaths related to giant hornet stings are
recorded every year.
In Japan’s Kumamoto Prefecture huntsmen catch hornets
and leave them to ferment in alcohol for three years, fermented wasp shouchuu
apparently has an unappetizing muddy-brown colour and smells a bit like rotting
flesh.
To prepare the liquor, a large number of live wasps are placed
in a large mason jar, which is then filled with shouchuu. The jar is then
sealed and the hornets left to drown in the alcohol. Desperate to escape, they
release their venom which gives the drink its signature taste and curative
properties.
Num-num-num can’t wait to try that....
A small business in California called Origami Condoms is
working on a revolutionary new prophylactic modelled after the Japanese art of
paper folding which has won the approval of the Bill and Melinda Gates
Foundation for being the only design to radically change the contraceptive.
Origami Condoms' design, which has condoms folded up rather than rolled up like the ones currently sold at most stores that sell health and convenience products, acts as a loose-fitting sheath when it's in use and is said to move with the natural movement of the body.
Origami Condoms are still in clinical testing and will not be available for purchase until early 2015 at the soonest, according to Resnic.
Origami Condoms' design, which has condoms folded up rather than rolled up like the ones currently sold at most stores that sell health and convenience products, acts as a loose-fitting sheath when it's in use and is said to move with the natural movement of the body.
Origami Condoms are still in clinical testing and will not be available for purchase until early 2015 at the soonest, according to Resnic.
The condom designs must first go through several phases
testing before the company can apply for FDA approval, he said.
Resnic said his company has not yet set a price for their
accordion-shaped condoms, that they will likely cost more than traditional
rubbers.
Of course they will-that’s the price of “progress”....
Germany’s iconic Nurburgring, home of motor racing since the
1920s, has been defaced by vandals who daubed a penis onto the track at the
notorious Brunnchen corner.
The incident is believed to have happened on Saturday night,
with the world ‘Danish’ written alongside the genitalia – apparently aimed at a
Danish driver who has previously used the track.
The incident left German police to call in a paint-stripping
machine to remove the artwork and dry out the surface – an operation which took
hours and left the Nurburgring out of use to ‘tourist rides’ on Sunday.
No sense of humour the Germans...
And finally:
The smell of rosemary could boost your memory; the aroma of
essential oil from the herb could improve memory in healthy adults, according
to researchers from the University of Northumbria.
The smell may enhance the ability to remember events and to
remember to complete tasks at particular times, they said.
A group of 66 people were given memory tests in either a
rosemary-scented room or another room with no scent. Participants were tasked
with various tests to assess their memory functions, including finding hidden
objects and passing specified objects to researchers at a particular time.
The results, presented at
the British Psychological Society's annual conference in Harrogate, showed that
participants in the rosemary-scented room performed better on the prospective
memory tasks than those in the room with no smell.
Great.....now what was it again......
Angus
Tuesday 9 April 2013
Death of an old handbag: Turbulent Climate change: $1.5 million ribbits: Quantum Entanglement: and Nicked Nutella.
Bucket loads of skywater, barmy amounts of lack of warm,
bits and pieces of atmospheric movement and bugger all solar stuff at the
Castle this morn, the elbow is still misbehaving, the butler is still gathering
fat, carbon neutral teenagers and his Maj has discovered the joy of
teleportation (at least I think that is what he does).
It seems that some demented old fart has popped her (?)
clogs in a rundahn area of the Smoke known as the Ritz Hotel; the octogenarian was
once allegedly the first and last female (?) Prime Monster who managed to set
the precedent of selling orf all and sundry to fund tax cuts for the rich, she (?)
also managed to sell orf many, many council houses and took the money for tax
cuts for the rich instead of allowing councils to build replacements, she (?)
destroyed heavy industry, the car building sector, coal production, the
chuff-chuff network, phone line supplies, water delivery, leccy lines and gas
guzzling, using the dosh raised to give tax cuts to the rich.
She (?) put millions on the dole knackered
the NHS, and set up the groundwork for the financial debacle which we now enjoy
and kept us in the EU (sound familiar).
And apparently she (?) gave the Thatcherites the wonderful
moral direction of “take what you want, take it know and sod everyone else”
which survives to this day.
Allegedly she (?) will have a “state funeral” with soldiers
and everything which will cost more than a few bob.
All I can hope for is that Him/Her upstairs will pronounce
sentence on the old bag and give her the afterlife she (?) deserves.
Margaret Hilda
Thatcher, Baroness Thatcher, LG, OM, PC, FRS 1925-2013-good fucking riddance....
Enough of all this bollocks:
Allegedly flights across the North Atlantic could get a lot
bumpier in the future if the climate changes as scientists expect.
Planes are already encountering stronger winds, and could
now face more turbulence, according to research led from Reading University,
UK.
The study, published
in Nature Climate Change, suggests that by mid-century passengers
will be bounced around more frequently and more strongly.
The zone in the North Atlantic affected by turbulence could
also increase.
Reading's Dr Paul Williams said comfort was not the only
consideration; there were financial consequences of bumpier airspace as well.
"It's certainly plausible that if flights get diverted
more to fly around turbulence rather than through it then the amount of fuel
that needs to be burnt will increase," he told BBC News.
"Fuel costs money, which airlines have to pay, and
ultimately it could of course be passengers buying their tickets who see the
prices go up."
Ah the old more atmospheric movement the higher the ticket
price ploy.....
Pauli Marinaccio Sr. traces his fear of frogs to a
childhood incident in Italy when a man holding bullfrogs chased him away after
he'd wandered from the vineyard where his parents worked.
Decades
later, he found himself describing his phobia to a jury, calling himself
"a prisoner in my own home" after runoff water from a nearby
development turned his 40-acre property into wetlands and inundated it with
frogs.
"I am petrified. I go home at night and I can't get in
my garage because of the frogs," Mr Marinaccio testified in 2009.
"They're right in front of the damn door, OK?"
It was part of a seven-year legal fight involving Mr
Marinaccio, the town of Clarence in upstate New York, and a developer that,
according to The Buffalo News,
finally ended last month when the state's highest court ruled that Mr
Marinaccio, who was awarded $US1.6 million ($1.54 million) in compensation
after the 2009 trial, is not entitled to an additional $250,000 in punitive
damages.
You could have moved you twat.....
Quantum entanglement is a quantum mechanical phenomenon in
which the quantum states of two or more objects have to be described with
reference to each other, even though the individual objects may be spatially
separated.
This leads to
correlations between observable physical properties of the systems.
For example, it is
possible to prepare two particles in a single quantum state such that when one
is observed to be spin-up, the other one will always be observed to be
spin-down and vice versa, this despite the fact that it is impossible to
predict, according to quantum mechanics, which set of measurements will be
observed.
As a result,
measurements performed on one system seem to be instantaneously influencing
other systems entangled with it.
But quantum
entanglement does not enable the transmission of classical information faster
than the speed of light. Quantum entanglement has applications in the emerging
technologies of quantum computing and quantum cryptography, and has been used
to realize quantum teleportation experimentally.
At the same time,
it prompts some of the more philosophically oriented discussions concerning
quantum theory.
The correlations
predicted by quantum mechanics, and observed in experiment; reject the
principle of local realism, which is that information about the state of a
system should only be mediated by interactions in its immediate surroundings.
Different views of
what is actually occurring in the process of quantum entanglement can be
related to different interpretations of quantum mechanics.
So now you know.....
So that’s how his Maj does it.....
And finally:
Police in Germany are
on the lookout for some thieves who made off with 5.5 tonnes of Nutella.
The jars of
chocolate-y spread were in a parked trailer in the centre of the town of Bad
Hersfeld, the U.K. Express said, citing a report Monday from German news agency
dpa
The haul, taken some time over the weekend, is valued at
approximately 15,000 Euros.
Police aren't sure
how many culprits they are looking for, but it is believed the same thieves
stole a truckload of Red Bull from the same location a few weeks ago, and then
about $40,000 worth of coffee two weeks ago.
They are obviously going
to open a breakfast bar....
That’s it: I’m orf to find out how
we live
And today’s
thought:
Angus
Monday 8 April 2013
Easy time for Huhne: Taking the piss in Essex: Bloody great big goldfish: and the Ferrer-Doodle:
Positive numbers on the liquid metal gauge, negative
atmospheric movement, not a drop of skywater (yet) and Dawn’s crack has taken a
day orf at the Castle this morn.
A wondrous weekend, warmish, exceedingly sunny stuff and
even the chance to have a sit in the garden and listen to the birds coughing,
the butler is stocking up on fat, carbon neutral teenagers (just in case) and
his Maj has discovered the joy of ambush from him/her upstairs knows where....
It seems that Chris Huhne still has friends in high-ish
places, and is enjoying the aviary, three tennis courts, football and hockey
pitches, a gym and fitness suite as well as ornamental gardens at the “Savoy of
slammers” HMP Leyhill, Gloucester, where there is no perimeter fence and
convicts have keys to their own rooms.
Apparently the prison’s canteen is stocked by fresh produce
from the grounds, where inmates can do the gardening. Prisoners aged over 50
are also offered the chance to do “gentle” exercise such as Pilates.
Although Huhne was sentenced to for eight months in March
after his former wife took speeding points on his behalf. He is likely to be
released after serving just eight weeks.
Probably come out and get a job with HBOS.....
Two Esso branded garages on opposite sides of the A127 in
Essex, have a 3p variation on diesel, drivers heading towards Southend-on-sea
are charged 139.9p a litre, while those going the other way towards London face
forking out 142.9p.
And the money grabbing loot making monkey’s excuse-An Esso spokesman said: “We run a number of sites across the country. Some are company operated, some are operated by agencies. Prices are set on a site-by-site basis.”
And the money grabbing loot making monkey’s excuse-An Esso spokesman said: “We run a number of sites across the country. Some are company operated, some are operated by agencies. Prices are set on a site-by-site basis.”
Bollocks....
Giant goldfish (some growing as big as 18 inches) are now breeding at a brisk pace in Lake Tahoe, California.
Apparently the reckless behaviour of "aquarium dumping" threatening local ecosystems, but at least the local sushi restaurants are doing well...
And finally on this no news Monday:
Gullible bargain hunters at Argentina's largest bazaar are
forking out hundreds of dollars for what they think are gorgeous toy poodles,
only to discover that their cute pooch is in fact a ferret pumped up on steroids.
One retired man from Catamarca, duped by the knock-down
price for a pedigree dog, became suspicious he had bought what Argentineans
call a 'Brazilian rat' and when he returned home took the 'dogs' to a vet for
their vaccinations.
Imagine his surprise when his suspicious were confirmed - he
had in fact purchased two ferrets that had been given steroids at birth to
increase their size and then had some extra grooming to make their coats
resemble a fluffy toy poodle.
LOL, LOL, LOL, I do like a bit of natural justice...
And today’s thought:
They told me it came from Longleat
Angus
Saturday 6 April 2013
Osborne -“up yours”: Fire breathing bridge: Gull wing Numpty: Hade’s hole: and a very, very big De Daw.
Many many minus numbers on the liquid metal gauge, layers of
scrapey scrapey stuff, not even a whimsy of atmospheric movement and just a
hint of dawn’s crack at the Castle this morn.
George (I’m not in it at all so fuck you) Osborne allegedly
did not realise a car he was travelling in was parked in a disabled bay at a
motorway service station-according to Aunty.
The Daily
Mirror published a photograph of the chancellor getting into a Land
Rover parked in the marked bay at Magor services on the M4 near Newport.
But a Treasury source said Mr Osborne had been dropped off
to buy lunch.
The unmarked police Land Rover was not driven by the
chancellor at any point, added the source.
The incident is understood to have taken place on Wednesday
as the chancellor returned from a speaking engagement at a nursery in Cardiff.
The Treasury source told the BBC the chancellor had got into
the car and left the scene without realising that it had been parked in the
bay.
Knob head.....
Opened on March 29, the 38th
anniversary of the liberation of Da Nang City, the 666 meter long, 37.5 meter
wide bridge has six lanes for traffic and two pedestrian sidewalks. The steel
arch bridge weighs up to 1,000 tons, making it the biggest in the whole world.
But that’s not all. The Dragon Bridge is outfitted with a modern lighting system that includes 15,000 Philips LED lights that make it brilliantly change colours. In addition, the dragon is capable of releasing bursts of fire or sprays of water from its mouth.
Rubbery, or should that be
jubbery…..
A hapless mechanic
is facing a £500,000 bill after pranging a customer's prized classic Mercedes
sports car on an unofficial test drive.
The rare 1954 300SL
sports car - with its distinctive gull wing doors - had been left at the garage
in Pleidelsheim, Germany, for a routine service.
But mechanic
Gilsroy Mansen, 26, couldn't resist taking it for a spin and lost control of
the 220 bhp vehicle on a bend, say police.
Witnesses say the
collector's car - capable of 161 mph - rolled over several times when Mansen
skidded trying to overtake another car at high speed.
"To everyone's
astonishment, not least the driver's, he walked away without a scratch, which
is a testament to how well these old cars were built.
"The driver
was more worried about what he was going to say to the owner than he was about
himself," said one police crash investigator.
"But sadly the
car is in a very sorry state, pretty much destroyed.
"Any ordinary
vehicle would be a write off but because this is so rare this mechanic can
expect a very large repair bill," they added.
Hope the Numpty has insurance.....
Allegedly archaeologists have unearthed the remnants of an
ancient mythological cave, ominously described as being the ‘gate to hell.'
The team behind the dig located the portal recently in the
ancient Phrygian city of Hierapolis –referred to as the entryway to Hell by
Cicero and Greek geographer Strabo.
As the Greek philosopher explained in his writing, the entrance of the cave spews noxious vapours that kill anything in their path.
"Any animal that passes inside meets instant death," he wrote.
"I threw in sparrows and they immediately breathed their last and fell."
This space is full of a vapour so misty and dense that one can scarcely see the ground," he added.
As the Greek philosopher explained in his writing, the entrance of the cave spews noxious vapours that kill anything in their path.
"Any animal that passes inside meets instant death," he wrote.
"I threw in sparrows and they immediately breathed their last and fell."
This space is full of a vapour so misty and dense that one can scarcely see the ground," he added.
Upon excavation of the site, archaeologists also found Ionic
semi-columns that had inscriptions of dedication to the deities of the
underworld, Pluto and Kore.
Priests, who would have been hallucinating under the influence of the fumes, would sacrifice bulls to Pluto by leading the animals into the toxic cave, before dragging them out dead, the archaeologist explained.
“We could see the cave’s lethal properties during the excavation,” D’Andria said.
“Several birds died as they tried to get close to the arm opening, instantly killed by the carbon dioxide fumes.”
Priests, who would have been hallucinating under the influence of the fumes, would sacrifice bulls to Pluto by leading the animals into the toxic cave, before dragging them out dead, the archaeologist explained.
“We could see the cave’s lethal properties during the excavation,” D’Andria said.
“Several birds died as they tried to get close to the arm opening, instantly killed by the carbon dioxide fumes.”
And they blame us for global warming...
And finally:
Scientists have “discovered” a bloody great big venomous
Tarantula which is apparently the size of a human face, its legs, which have
unique daffodil-yellow markings, span a massive 20cm (eight inches). The
arachnid also has a distinctive pink band around its body.
The new species was found in the war-torn north of the South
Asian country by scientists from Sri Lanka's Biodiversity Education and
Research (BER) organisation.
It has been named Poecilotheria rajaei, in recognition of a
senior police officer called Michael Rajakumar Purajah, who guided the research
team through a hazardous jungle overrun by civil unrest in order to seek out
the spider.
I think you would need a roll of wallpaper to sort that one
out....
That’s it: I’m orf to reboot the ‘Petaflop’
computer
And today’s thought:
Grand National Lasagne
Angus
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