A DIFFERENT WORLD

Versace, the renowned fashion house, is to create the world’s first refrigerated beach so that hotel guests can walk comfortably across the sand on scorching days.

The beach will be next to the new Palazzo Versace hotel, which is being built in Dubai where summer temperatures average 40C and can reach 50C.

Aided by cheap oil and gas, Middle Eastern nations have poured enormous resources into controlling temperature. About 60% of Dubai’s huge power bill is for air-conditioning; each person living there has a carbon footprint of more than 44 tons of CO2 a year.

Not very “green” is it?

One for the GUYS, GPS lingerie: this new line in under-ware has apparently really pissed off the “Feminists” around the world. At least something good has come out of it.

Take a look men: and it only costs between £500 and £700.


Even the rich are hard up, Police in Racine, Wis., say 43-year-old Brian A. Rubenstein tried to steal $625 in groceries. The total included $365 in lobster and $213 in ribeye and beef roasts.


A good deed never goes unpunished; a former Fort Lauderdale city commissioner who helped create a program to combat bicycle theft had his own bike stolen while trying to help people involved in a vehicle crash.

Cest la Vie


Thousands of shoes tie up Miami freeway; Lt. Pat Santangelo says the Florida Highway Patrol received a call about the shoes Friday morning on the Palmetto Expressway.

Santangelo says he's not sure where the used shoes came from. There were no signs of a crash and no one stopped to claim them. He says he hopes someone will take them because he doesn't want to send them to the dump.

No need, just give Imelda Marcos a bell.



Women use threat of no sex to stop fireworks

Se Spari, Niente Sesso (If you shoot no sex) as the group calls itself, claims to have signed up hundreds of women in the Naples area to combat celebrations that injure or maim hundreds each year.

Staiano said, "There are other ways to celebrate." And if men don't get the message, women should "send them to sleep on the couch."


So guys if you let off a banger……………..


"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over."
Edna St. Vincent Millay (US poet 1829-1950)


That’s your lot.

Angus