Here are a few samples of the new Anglish Dictionary, these words are multi function and can be used as nouns or verbs, adverbs or anything you like; more to come.
Arsalite-(ars-alite) the result of a very hot curry
Commopratt-(com-mo-pratt) those anonymous commenter’s that attack on blogs without fear of reprisal
Drivagit-(driv-a-git) drivers that don’t indicate, cut you up, tailgate and bully
Electocon-(elect-o-con) the false promises spewed out by political parties before an election
Nutchunker- (nutch-unker) men who always have their hands are in their pockets
Rectalot-(rec-ta-lot) the anal policies of the powers that be
Runnigob-(run-ni-gob) women who never stop talking
Windighost-(win-di-ghost) those people that drop one silently and walk off leaving you to savour the smell
All suggestions gratefully received.
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5 comments:
gruntfuttock (grunt-fut-tock) an innocent carpentry term that sounds so bloody rude when you use it as an expletive.
can be made into a plural. best uttered with a silly grin and said loudly as an aside. Scores points when used.
Thanks DD, but not quite sure you have the hang of this, supposed to be "new" words:)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gruntfuttock
1. gruntfuttock 15 up, 7 down
Gruntfuttock, Oxford University Slang, especially among the:
"Oxford University Society of Change Ringers"
1. A word of dissatisfaction used in polite company;
2. A measure of late/early striking when ringing.
origin: a character "J Peasemold Gruntfuttock" appearing in a British humour show "Round the Horne" with:
THE GRUNTFUTTOCK SAGA
Broadcast: 9th April 1967
which included:
Gruntfuttock of Arabia Captured by the Turks
Gruntfuttock 'tis of Thee
"Barney, half a gruntfuttock closer";
"Stop gruntfuttocking around".
Silent but deadly.
Oh boy, more english to teach to my students! I love Urban Dictionary too.
Oh Arr james:)
Thanks Dedene, there will be more later today, but you do realise that this is the ANGLISH Dictionary, which is purely a figment of my twisted brain cell:)
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