More than a whimsy of lack of liquid metal vertical distance
at the Castle this morn, luckily there is an ample supply of fat teenagers for
the furnace; no post yesterday after having a peruse of the internet thingy and
even managing to leave one comment on a blog-the magic signals refused to
travel down the BT line to my router and stayed that way until this morn.
But I did manage to visit “Ms” sister in the smoke on the
first day of the weekend, the journey was “interesting”, fog, an accident on
the three lane tarmac thing, detour to Twickenham where there was an oval ball
to-do and the Lord Mayors parade made extra time on the tonk.
And, every time I went under an underpass my satnav lost its
signal so as I came up to a roundabout with fifteen exits I had no clue as to
which way to turn.
I eventually arrived and travelled the 16 floors on the
stairway to heaven (lift) and spent a nice morn/afternoon chatting and looking
at the view of the Thames, Kew gardens and the smoke through the fog from the
back wall of the living room.
When I returned to the Castle there was a large envelope
from the NHS on the mat, who have informed me that as I have now staggered over
the official old farts line of sixty they will send me a Bowel Cancer test kit
in two weeks-oh joy.
So while the Piss Poor Millionaires Club Coalition has left
me devoid of a pot to piss in at least I will have one to poo in.....
Apparently a
senior Tory MP is considering legal action after he was reported to have
made a series of offensive comments about David Cameron.
Patrick Mercer allegedly described the Prime Minister as an
“a---” who was incapable of making “a sensible decision”, and suggested that he
would be forced out of Downing Street within months.
Mr Mercer, who represents the rural constituency of Newark
in Nottinghamshire, has referred the matter to lawyers after claiming that his comments,
allegedly made at a private party, had been obtained by “subterfuge”.
Conservative sources said the party was unlikely to take
disciplinary action against Mr Mercer, whose critical views of Mr Cameron are
well known.
“Arse”, that the best he can do-how about dickhead, wanker, tosser,
rich bastard, inept, alien, waste of air arrogant prick.....
And NHS
managers have been banned from rationing treatments while patients wait to
die or go private after Andrew Lansley, the Health Secretary, admitted that
some hospitals were delaying operations.
It comes after a damning report found NHS trusts were “imposing pain and
inconvenience” by making patients wait longer than necessary for treatments in
order to save money.It is feared health service bosses have artificially increased waiting times as a way of making savings for many years.
But the practice had become “endemic”, the NHS Co-operation and Competition Panel found, as the health service struggles to make savings worth £20 billion over four years.
Mr Lansley said in future NHS bosses could be sacked if it
was found their organisation was using such tactics.
Why is it always Mañana with this
bleeding Government, sack the bastards now.......
There has been a
rush on sales of padded pants to women who want to create for themselves the
same sculpted behind as Pippa Middleton.
Department store
Debenhams has created the £18.99 Invisible Shaping Bum Boosters which, it
claims, adds two inches to the vital statistics of the wearer’s rear end and a
whole 15 degrees of curvature.
At the store’s
branch in the Ocean Terminal shopping centre in Leith, the pants have been
flying off the shelves.
Discreet,
cheek-enhancing structures built into the back of the lining give extra bulk
and curvature to the wearer, turning a flat bottom into a competitor for rear
of the year.
Control panels at
the front also flatten the tummy to emphasise the effect, while invisible seams
remove all outlines of the garment when worn underneath clothes.
Already got some, Boots call them
incontinence pants.....
A man has been
arrested after being rescued naked from the sea in Dorset.
Coastguards
received reports of a man in the water in Poole Harbour off Poole Town Quay in
the early hours of Saturday.
The town's inshore
lifeboat was launched to help the man but when the crew pulled him from the
water they discovered he was naked.
The man, who was
not injured, was arrested by police on suspicion of being drunk and disorderly.
And finally:
A man has been arrested after police discovered him naked and up a nut
tree.
The
Salem authorities received several 911 reports of a man without any clothes
roaming the area, KGW reports.
When they arrived in the early hours of Thursday morning, police captured the naked man in a Filbert orchard wearing only tennis shoes.
Stephen James Ellingsworth, 28, of Silverton, who also goes by the last name Frolov, was taken into custody and given a warm blanket due to the cold early morning temperature.
The man told investigators that he had been out drinking with his friends the night before and had no idea how he ended up naked in a nut orchard.
He was booked into the Marion County Jail on three counts of public indecency, with bail set at $15,000.
When they arrived in the early hours of Thursday morning, police captured the naked man in a Filbert orchard wearing only tennis shoes.
Stephen James Ellingsworth, 28, of Silverton, who also goes by the last name Frolov, was taken into custody and given a warm blanket due to the cold early morning temperature.
The man told investigators that he had been out drinking with his friends the night before and had no idea how he ended up naked in a nut orchard.
He was booked into the Marion County Jail on three counts of public indecency, with bail set at $15,000.
Hope he doesn’t have a Filbert allergy...
That’s it: I’m orf to book a flight
to Japan.
And today’s thought: Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man... Well,
that explains the padded pants.
Angus
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Conservative sources said the party was unlikely to take disciplinary action against Mr Mercer, whose critical views of Mr Cameron are well known.
Cabinet post soon?
House of lords I reckon James...
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