Saw dawn’s crack between the white fluffy things at the
Castle this morn, I have decided to put the new shorts back in the draw as the
lack of warm in the atmospheric movement was beginning to give me frostbite on
my old dangly bits...
The garden is in need of a minor fettle, the Honda is
covered in yellow dusty stuff again and his Maj has decided that he doesn’t
want to parachute into the grounds.
And I won’t mention the lack of metal gongs from the thing
going on in the Smoke and elsewhere.
No post tomorrow-personal reasons: my lovely young lady is
coming to trim my head hair, and the Nork who ballsed up the furnace is
returning to put his errors right.
Sainsbury's has opened two more GP surgeries in its
supermarkets this year and has urged more practices to come forward to run
primary care services in its stores.
The two surgeries come after four opened in Sainsbury's
stores across the country last year and are based in stores in Newton Abbot in
Devon, which opened in January, and Sunderland, which opened in May.
One surgery, which will be operated by GPs at the Buckland
Surgery, Newton Abbot, has a fully equipped consultation room and will offer GP
consultations every Monday Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
Good idea?
Allegedly son of a B......aronet and alien reptile in
disguise George (I can’t get past “A”) Osborne will keep both his jobs, aides
to the prime monster told the Daily Mail that it was "completely
absurd" to suggest that Osborne would be removed from his role in the
Treasury in the autumn.
They also confirmed that Osborne will maintain his
strategist role for the Conservatives, saying "it is a strength, at a time
of economic crisis, to have a chancellor who regularly attends meetings at
Downing Street".
That’s us stuffed then.....
Westside Market in New York launched the city’s first “man
aisle,” a haven for alpha-males tasked with buying groceries.
The “aisle” — which is actually an end-cap to an aisle — has
all the essentials including, but not limited to: deodorant, a cornucopia of
Doritos, ramen, beef jerky, beer, condoms and bottled water.
Because guys apparently love crushing empty plastic
containers in their meaty manfists after chowing down on pickles and Chips Ahoy
cookies.
According to Ian Joskowitz, chief operating officer of
Westside Market NYC- essentially, the area is “grocery shopping for dummies”
for these men. Who, if they are buying for their families, are doing their
wives and children a great health and culinary disservice.
Oh dear....
Developer Little Hiccup has created a series of iPad apps
designed to keep pets across the globe entertained and stimulated.
Its first App Game For Cats features a fast-moving mouse
pointer which is said to appeal to their hunting instincts as they try to catch
it.
It has been so popular that its creator TJ Fuller has
followed up the App with a sequel named Paint For Cats.
Designed for the more
artistic moggy, the App makes a colourful paw imprint when a cat touches the
screen.
The App was recently tested at an animal shelter where it
received a positive response, with bigger cats such as lions and tigers even
taking to it.
Oh dear, oh dear....
From land that has never been troubled by radiation comes a
new world record for the largest ukulele ensemble.
More than 2,000 strummers
gathered in Yokohama, Japan's second-largest city, to trump the previous record
set in Sweden.
The group were
watched by Guinness World Records officials, AFP news agency said, and played a
song called Aloha Mahalo A Hui Ho, written by a Hawaii-born former sumo
wrestler.
They set the record
during Japan's "Ukulele Picnic Week".
The diminutive
guitar-shaped instrument originated from Hawaii, where it is also synonymous
with hula dancing.
The previous record
was set in August last year by 1,547 uke-wielding Swedes in Helsingborg.
More than one string to their bow then....
And finally:
On July 9th 1993 Garry Hoy a lawyer for the law
firm of Holden Day Wilson in Toronto attempted to prove to a group of his
partners at the firm that the glass in the Toronto-Dominion Centre was
unbreakable, so he threw himself at a glass wall on the 24th storey and fell to
his death after the window frame gave way.
He had apparently
performed this stunt many times in the past, having previously bounced
harmlessly off the glass.
Should have worn a parachute...
That’s it: I’m orf to cancel my order
for Windows 8
And today’s thought:
What makes you think I have been taking steroids Olympics?
Angus
6 comments:
Probably better looking after one's health in Sainsbury's than in the NHS, although the opening ceremony said differently.
Thank what's his/her name for Mary Poppins, otherwise there would be thousands of unnecessary deaths each year...
Wonder if they do two for one?
I think cats are perfectly able to entertain themselves without the help of digital technology. I expect it is really the humans that are entertained by it and the cats are having a laugh at their expense!
That last picture would certainly win a gold in the next 'O Limp Dicks'! :)
I think you may well be right CherryPie)
Love that comment Bernard the b.......d I hate you:)
so do I with Probably better looking after one's health in Sainsbury's than in the NHS, although the opening ceremony said differently.
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