Still alive but not gay

Just a quick one to let All and Sundry know that I am not in the underworld, this daft old fart’s health is fine and dandy, an even his Maj is slowly recovering his confidence, although he hasn’t been near a window for weeks.

 

The reason for my fleeting return is the waste of time, money and common sense that has occurred in the bit next to the leaning tower of Westminster. 

Now, I am in no way averse to those who wish to shove shit or pummel pussy with members of their own sex, to be honest I really don’t give Homo’s erogenous zone or a dykes do-dah what they get up to in the privacy of their own abodes.

But it now seems that Dick will now be able to give Tom’s ring a legal standing whilst Harry stands in as best man or “Luce” can wed “Corky” thanks to Dave (my god this closet is very dark) Cameron and half  the rest of the 100% non gay coalition.

 

What does make me a bit miffed is the fact that when “M” and I (who were/are in no way religious) married it was a “civil” ceremony in an albeit “posh” manor house we considered it to be legal and binding between two people who wanted to spend the rest of our lives together, and as the big wordy book says “a union between man and woman”, but now it seems that anyone can “marry” anyone who bears the same genital configuration with the blessing of the state which in my humble opinion has reduced the status of the 37 years we spent together to that of a “second class” event.

I am probably wrong being of a very different generation but it doesn’t seem to be about “equality” it seems to be about U-Turn Cam and his cronies trying to up their percentage of the vote by pandering to the PC twats who seem to run the country by proxy and keep coming up with “ideas” designed to sate the needs of a very small minority while the rest of us slip dahn the plughole of despair penniless, homeless and jobless.

 

Apparently we now live in a democracy that is about as “by the people, for the people” as the ex-Nazi El Papa’s “religion” whose followers live in a constant state of fear and depression.

 

That’s what I think anyway... 

Back to my hibernation; until the Mid Staffs thing explodes.

 

Angus