Not a hint of skywater, even less atmospheric movement, more
than enough lack of cold and Dawn's crack stretches from East to West at the
Castle this morn.
Well, another 21 light and dark things have passed since the
last post, not a lot has been going on in bollixed Blighty, Niggle Garage did
his thing and scooped up a few more seats in the Eurowaste Parliament, and didn't do
his thing in the by election Norf
of Watford, no surprises there then.
It's not that I don't like old Niggle (but I don't) it's
that apart from getting out of the EU his "party" doesn't seem to
have any other policies which worries me more than a tad.
Next year will sort it out.....
The garden is doing loads of things; there's blue stuff, red
stuff, mauve stuff, white stuff and loads of other stuff bursting out, the moss
is mown and the deck/recliner/rocker is out ready for a bit of vitamin D absorption
and I have even got the shorts out.
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After yet another holiday the Piss Poor Policies
Millionaires Club Coalition has returned to the Palace of Westminster for a
while and the
bickering continues.
Allegedly A shop manager was pelted with sex toys by an intruder wearing a wig and crotch-less pants in an Australian erotica store stick-up, police said.
The man forced his way into the Brisbane adult shop through the roof
just before 5:30 am on Saturday, setting off the alarm.
"Upon being disturbed the man threw a number of items he was
attempting to steal out of his hands and proceeded to climb back through the
roof," police said in a statement.
"Police located the man climbing down from the roof of the
business."
According to local media reports, the intruder was wearing a wig, crotch-less
pants and a dress.
He was charged with breaking and entering and drug possession offences.
Seems he didn't know if he was coming or
going........
Thousands of bicyclists, many of them stark naked, poured
into the streets of Portland, Oregon last night for the 11th annual World Naked
Bike Ride, a protest that promotes bike riding as an alternative to driving
cars.
Nude cyclists with lights flashing in their tyre
spokes rang bells as they barrelled down avenues lined with cheering
spectators, while a naked, apparently pregnant woman rode in a bike trailer.
“This is a party, but it’s also a protest,” said
Carl Larson, a ride spokesman.
“It is about oil dependence, cycling vulnerability
and body” image.
Jennifer Young, 40, who was at the ride with her
16-year-old son and was painted blue head to toe with fairy wings on her back,
saw the goal as showing cyclists’ vulnerability, saying “I think it’s a little
more evident when we’re naked.
Well if they worked a bit harder they could buy a
motor........
A Miami man who, police say, shot a man while they were arguing
faced a judge Friday.
Gilberto Martinez, 28, was arrested on Thursday, June 5th after police
said he pulled a gun on two people, shooting one, after they commented over
Martinez peeing in front of a home.
According to his arrest report, Jose Martinez and Genaro Merlos had just
returned home from the store when they saw Gilberto Martinez urinating in front
of their home.
The two men told the Gilberto he should not be doing that because there
were small children at the house, according to the report.
Gilberto allegedly took offense to the comment and pulled out a
black hand gun, stated the report.
Jose Martinez attempted to run away but was shot three times in the
torso area.
Gilberto, then allegedly turned the gun on Merlos and said, “You too,”
and pulled the trigger.
According to the report, Merlos, “heard the click of the gun but nothing
happened.”
Gilberto then ran away but was later arrested.
Police said Gilberto Martinez later admitted to shooting the Jose
Martinez and then leaving the area.
Gilberto Martinez is charged with one count of attempted second degree murder.
A judge on Friday ordered him to be held on $50,000 bound plus house
arrest.
Let's hope he has
an indoor lav....
An hour west of
Newfoundland’s provincial capital, Dildo is a quiet, meandering harbor town
with a population of 1,200. At one time, it flourished on the back of a
burgeoning whaling and fishing industry; today, its name is that only thing
that keeps people coming.
Though there may
not be a whole lot to do there (the top three “Dildo
attractions” on Tripadvisor are all hotels), the town’s
residents are a proud, boisterous bunch, and partake in a number of annual festivities.
Each summer, “Captain Dildo” -- an old wooden statue of a boat skipper -- leads
the Annual Dildo Parade through the streets. (If you’re lucky enough to attend,
be sure to snag an “I Survived Dildo
Day” souvenir T-shirt -- they’re a hot commodity!)
Must add that to
the bucket list....
And finally
Allegedly Australians lose more than $100 million
worth of coins down the back of sofas and car seats each year, the Royal
Australian Mint said.
Mint chief executive Ross
MacDiarmid told a government hearing that 255 million coins disappear annually
and are replaced.
"Most of the coins that
we provide are against coins that disappear down the back of chairs, down the
back of car seats, into rubbish dumps and, in some cases, are taken
overseas," he told a Senate committee Tuesday night.
"We are talking about
AUD$110 million ($112.2 million) worth of coins."
Which is about
£4.50 in proper money.....
That's it: I'm orf to try out a smart
loo
And today's
thought:
Dawn of the dead
Angus
3 comments:
Garden doing lots of things - blooming one hopes.
'tis James, and the deck/recliner/rocker chair is getting much use:)
You always make me smile, Angus.
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